Listen, I am thrilled they gave Melissa her own cover. I enjoy the puff of bombshell hair. I even like that she looks both vampy and mysterious, like, she's starring in a film noir. And the coat looks good on her. But I'm going to say it: Next to these other covers -- Shailene Woodley is in underwear; Cotillard, a sports bra -- I kind of can't believe they put the plus-size actress on their cover BURIED INSIDE A GIANT COAT.