She’s got the bod, certainly, and she appears to have mastered the Kardashians’ tricks for posing.

But I can’t embrace this as much else than extremely tepid oversize panty-hose.

She really is making that work as effectively as a person can, and she’s pulling off a khaki shade that would daunt most other comers. Full marks, Taraji, for having that much mojo. But… in addition to my previous Look Who They’ve Got Their Hanes On Now complaint, it also looks like the Joan Collins of large spiders was just swatted right on her hip.

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