I feel like she’s wearing something once sported on a long-lost episode of Dynasty where Alexis had to dress to blend into the wallpaper of an Atlantic City casino so as to sneak into a high-stakes Mahjong game and blackmail one of her former lovers into bailing her current lover out of jail, where he’s been incarcerated for throwing everyone’s shared enemy down a well:

That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

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