Fug or Fab: Sandra Bullock

So, here’s the thing. I don’t really advocate reveling in someone else’s struggles. But I think we can all agree that, at least publicly, Jesse James came off so disgusting and douchey in the aftermath of splitting up with Sandra Bullock — especially when he would go out and, like, publicly knock their sex life as part of his tributes to his enduring love and chemistry and perfect harmony with his tattooed replacement vagina Kat Von D — that I seriously do not know how Sandra resisted ordering up a marching band and parading through Austin to dance on the grave of their recently ended relationship. That is taking the high road. Which can’t have been easy.

However: I do wish she had used this big premiere to look so fabulous that it was like a bonus stake through his rude heart. This pantsuit disappoints me. Pants are not always the answer, Sandy.

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