Well, Penelope Cruz is definitely doing her bit to pimp Pirates of the Caribbean 4: This Is Still Happening. She’s done a bunch of appearances, she seems a tad befuddled about how to wrangle her post-partum chest, AND she’s confusing us all by going back and forth on whether she has harsh bangs or not, as if that’s going to distract us. Oh, Penelope. Nice try. Let’s discuss.

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