Look, let’s get real. This dress is not horrifying or anything. She is not going to wake up in a cold sweat next week, wondering if she’s going to end up on the back pages of Us Weekly. Jonathan Safran Foer is not going to send her an email just reading “????????”

But, having said that, is it bad sign that I’m more interested in the wallpaper?

And she changed for the afterparty, which I think was a mistake:

Wait until you get home to put on your nightgown, babe.

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