Another day, another shapeless Milla Jovovich caftan.

Maybe it’s not that bad, I don’t know. I think I’ve gone Caftan Blind when it comes to Milla. I just can’t see anything anymore (including her waist, although that’s been MIA for ages now). She might as well be naked. At least THAT would get a reaction out of me.

She is wearing something unusual, though:

It’s like a combination of a bracelent and Brass Knuckles — as if she bought a bangle that didn’t QUITE fit over her thumb. It’s both funky and frightening. If you told me it was an old voodoo charm and that the spirit of a monstrous dark minion was about to vault out of it and sup on my soul, I would believe you. And then run.

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