Let us just assume all the usual superlatives about Lucy Liu are right here: how she is one of the best looking celebrities I’ve ever seen in person (I believe I’ve already told you who looked the worst in person), how I think she was really good on Southland with my boyfriend Ben McKenzie, and how I am the only person in the world who is sad they canceled Cashmere Mafia because it gave us Lucy Liu jogging in fur coats.
So let’s just talk about this. I like it. It’s very Anne Shirley Meets Joan Collins, Goes to the Funeral of an Enemy, which is basically the fanfic I’ve just inspired myself to write. I have to go now and get started immediately.