First of all, can we talk about this trend of lower level celebs “hosting” their own “birthday parties” at Vegas nightclubs, in exchange for money? For one thing, I feel like Krysten Ritter should be better than that — or, at least, she should FEEL like she’s better than that. She does have a starring role on a sitcom on a major network, after all. She’s not, like, an erstwhile Girl Next Door. ALSO, do people really say to each other, “LET’S GO PARTY WITH THAT GIRL FROM THAT SHOW THAT DAWSON’S ON” when they’re standing next to each other at the blackjack table? ALSO ALSO, do we think this means that RooneyMaraitis is catching?