I think this is kind of cute:
I also salute Ritter’s show, Don’t Trust the B- in Apt C, for giving The Beek a job. I DON’T, however, salute ABC for being unable to use the word “bitch” in anything ever. I mean, don’t swear if you don’t want to, ABC, but the only people who say, “she’s being such a B” are being ironic, or are grandmas. Or perhaps are ironic grandmas. Actually, I’d suggest a show called, Don’t Trust the Ironic Grandma in Apt C, except Betty White has enough on her plate already and we don’t want to incur a backlash.