Ever since I heard tell that Kate Winslet was maybe not as cuddly and delightful as we all would like her to be — I’m sorry, I didn’t want to believe it either, but my source is quite good — I’ve been watching her face to see if her SECRET ALLEGED EVIL would OUT, and while I don’t know if I’d go that far yet, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to meet this lady in a dark alley. Am I right?

She looks a little mean in this shot. Is all I’m saying. Is it possible that she’s just crabby because her polka dots are ATTACKING?

I kind of appreciate where she’s going with this, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t look like the fanciest mime at the clown college formal.

How does it grab you?

  • By the heart. WITH TRUE LOVE. (18%, 2,124 Votes)
  • By the gut. I want to yak. (54%, 6,421 Votes)
  • By the elbow: it's innocuous. (28%, 3,271 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,816

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