I guess Elle MacPherson is the person you send out on your massive, multi-national Fashion Star press blitz when the one person who’d really get you press (J. Simp) is home gestating, and the other one (Nicole Richie) is…I don’t know. Home designing jewelry and hanging out with her kids?
And my god, has she committed. First the Globes gowns, and now this — it’s like she decided if she’s making a comeback, SHE’S DOING IT BIG. Which, honestly, I kind of appreciate. If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing crazy, is my motto. Which is why my house is decorated the way it is. And I don’t hate this. I wish — predictably — that I couldn’t see her bra. And I think it’s a Whole Lot of Look, a Look that wouldn’t be out of place on a lost episode of Dynasty, wherein everyone attends a fancy party at which Secrets Are Revealed (so, everyone episode of Dynasty). But maybe that’s okay.