Yeah, yeah, I know this is Chanel BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH and ergo I should love it and embrace it and YADA YADA YADA please don’t come after me, Kaiser Karl, but I think this is the sort of dress that makes you look SUPER OLD unless you are so young that it’s clearly almost ironic:

And, of course, the sort of dress that also works if you ARE quite old and kind of fantastic. But if you fall in the middle — if you’re medium-aged and fantastic, for example — you just look musty in it.

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