It took me a while to decide, but now I think like this outfit’s basic combo of tight and blousey:
It’s the sort of thing I wish the Olsen twins would wear — you know, offset the hobo robes with a little slink. But then Amy turned around, see, and that’s where my house of cards began to tremble like a picked-over Jenga stack.
I think Tiffani Thiessen wore that on Beverly Hills, 90210. On her FRONT. Probably with suspenders, but the exclusion of those here doesn’t diminish my discomfort.