Fug of Wall Street: Margot Robbie in Paper London


It’s a jumpsuit parade today, which is one of the saddest kinds of parades there is.

If you have seen Wolf of Wall Street, you know every inch of Margot Robbie’s figure; if you haven’t, you can still probably imagine the truth, which is that her body is basically perfect. So the sins of this jumpsuit are egregious and varied. It’s mangling her chest, dropping her crotch, swelling her groin, and eating her feet. It’s the sartorial equivalent of handing a lovely classic painting to Shia LaBeouf and asking him to write poetry all over it: nothing but trouble.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Maggiecate
    +22

    Ugh, burn it with fire.

    That is depressingly awful, and a presumably a nightmare to go to the loo in.

  2. Heather S
    +5

    OMG I thought it was a dress that was falling off of her and then I realized it was a pantsuit and could only wish it did. Awful!

  3. Orange Clouds
    +21

    This might actually be the ugliest jumpsuit I have ever seen.

    You are so much prettier than this, Margot!

  4. CCKilleen
    +6

    This makes me sad

  5. Lisa
    +15

    It’s a crime against humanity.

    • Orange Clouds
      +3

      Whoever created this should be sanctioned

    • ChristieLea
      +1

      I’ve seen WoWS. This woman’s body is beyond enviable. So yes: this jumpsuit is a crime against humanity.

  6. lali
    +14

    I can’t even look at her jumpsuit long enough to critique it because I’m distracted by the wall behind her. I know it says otherwise but I keep thinking she’s at an event sponsored by Papa John’s. And now I want pizza!

  7. Big Noise
    +4

    If you fixed the top, made it a dress and added some accessories, it might inch it’s way to a “fine.” But this? She should BE fined for wearing it.

    Margot is 20-something, isn’t she? From the neck up, I’m getting a vague Fran Drescher vibe (yes, I know Fran’s 50-something, but SHE looks great).

    • Brenna
      +1

      Margot is “23″, but I really, really wouldn’t be surprised if she shaved some years off her age and was closer to 30.

  8. HelenBackAgain
    +10

    Robbie herself is magnificent in spite of this crime against fashion, but the Fashion Police really do need to arrest someone for it. The designer, the cutter, the seamstress – I don’t care which. Heck, throw ‘em all in the same cell! And as their punishment, make them work together until they come up with something that’s at least ALMOST wearable.

  9. Tara
    +16

    I don’t understand how someone with that body and, presumably, stylists and some money at the ready, can look so bad. I mean, I could go to Target and find something more flattering than that.

  10. TaraMisu
    +2

    She is so beautiful, so much better than this. Did she look in the mirror before she left the house???

  11. .anne p.
    0

    As I have commented elsewhere … Let’s put Julia Roberts in this garment and see what we get!

    • Sandra
      +3

      Julia Roberts already HAS worn this garment; or at least its fraternal twin. Don’t tell me that the Gumby’s Girlfriend horror show she wore to the SAGs has slipped your mind so soon!

      • .anne p.
        0

        Um ….. the SAG scenario actually inspired my comment.
        Too vivid a nightmare to forget, and the very first thing I thought of when I saw the Robbie photos.

      • stephasaurus
        0

        i would like this a thousand times if i could. gumby’s gf horror show indeed.

  12. Julie
    +4

    Jesus God. Why, if you looked like her, would you wear this? I would wear this on a Self Loathing Day when I wanted to hide my bloat. She does not have to wear this. I saw WoWS with my husband. I was the one who requested we rewind her naked scene. Not that he objected.

    • HelenBackAgain
      +3

      Listen, I don’t remotely look like that, and I still wouldn’t wear this!

  13.  Carolina Girl
    +8

    Dear Margot:
    I understand that the Fug Nation often says “go up a size”, but you really need to go down a size (or two … perhaps three).

    Smooches,
    Carolina Girl

    PS … Go back to blonde. The uber-dark hair on you is awful.

    • HelenBackAgain
      +2

      The hair is for a role. I’m sure she’ll change back when they’re done filming.

      • Sophy
        +1

        Why not get a brunette to play the role – the hair would look more natural – she is one of those people who only 1 hair colour suits- always be blonde Margot!,!,

  14. Mo
    +2

    Awful…I also detest her hair color…if you go brunette, at least go brunette in a way that looks natural…she is so beautiful, why is she torturing herself and us?

    • Sajorina
      0

      She went brunette for a movie, so I’m pretty sure she didn’t chose the color!

  15. KHS
    +2

    Are we sure this isn’t also a Stella?

  16. Meri
    +1

    In the spirit of Thumper’s mother, I will say the color looks amazing on her- that’s all I’ve got though.

  17. Heather S
    +3

    I do not get the pants to the floor look. It’s like Gumby or something. Why is that attractive or pleasant or whatever?

    •  Rowynn
      +4

      It’s not attractive or pleasant, but it’s what happens when designers run out of ideas for things that ARE. That’s when we get see-through dresses, leg curtains, platform pumps, and foot-eating pants. And crappy, ill-fitting jumpsuits.

  18. Sajorina
    0

    I’ve seen the movie… She does have a perfect body and a beautiful face! This does NOTHING for her but hide the gorgeousness that lies beneath! FUG! *This was such a success compared to that red thing: http://www.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/463089093.jpg

  19. Lily Grace
    0

    Nooooooo.
    She’s so gorgeous. When she gets it right: exquisite. But when she gets it wrong… so horribly, horribly wrong.

  20. Dal
    0

    My god, it looks as if she made it herself. Ps. Bring back the blonde

  21. InvaderTak
    +1

    I forgot for a second that Paper London is a designer…I thought it was a paper jump suit. I was like, wow those 3d printers are really useful. I need to go to bed, or drink some more coffee…

  22. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    She is indeed gorgeous but lately has been so fugly with her dress choices. Dark hair is not helping her IMO.

  23. stephasaurus
    0

    its as if sophia loren and the kool aide man had a daughter who grew up and bust through that step and repeat like that old brick wall of yore. but instead of shouting ‘ooooh yeeeeahhh!!!!’ i just want to shout, “GOD, NO!”

  24.  Tamburlaine
    0

    It’s so interesting to contrast this with Rihanna’s slideshow of WTF, since in comparison, it’s not that bad. But boy, is it unflattering to Robbie in a way that Rihanna’s parade of fug isn’t.

  25. Emmselle
    0

    Great critique Heather… exactly right. It is doing nothing for this beautiful girls figure. The black hair and weird pose is definitely giving off a Fran Drescher vibe aswell. She needs to bin the black and get back to blonde ASAP after this movie wraps.

  26. Tiffany
    +1

    She is so completely gorgeous from head to toe, why would she do this to herself? Yikes!

  27.  Kristin
    0

    She was breathtakingly beautiful in WoWW and at the GGs, if I remember correctly. How could she allow herself to look so unattractive?