Fug McGowfug

I have been staring at this dress for WAY too long now, wondering what to say about it. I could WORDS it up, but it’s not even dramatically bad enough to explode my tongue; merely to tie it.

So I guess instead of typing WORDS I will just type words: sack widow middleboob choker dropcloth scissor orgy.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (20):

  1. Mia House

    It’s the end of the fashion world as I know it, and Rose feels fine!

  2.  ohsohappy

    Oh, yippee! More laughter! Middleboob, indeed!

  3. LoriK

    Don’t forget that bad hair and make-up.

    • Jen S. 2.0

      Agreed. “Boyhair” needs to come right after “middleboob.”

  4. Jasmine

    BUT HER FACE, CAN WE ADDRESS WHAT SHE’S DONE?! :( I can’t even with the outfit and terrible makeup. At least the… draping of the skirt is pretty?

    • HelenBackAgain

      Inb4 someone says it’s all reconstructive: No it isn’t. She had a little scar revision done under one eye, where there’d been a cut; that was the only corrective surgery post-car-crash (and it got a very good result, too, the scar’s barely there now).

      Everything else has been entirely elective. And she was SO BEAUTIFUL.

      Between that, and the dress, I can’t even make fun. It’s too sad.

  5. Donna

    Thank god she’s not blonde anymore. Anyway, I love the dress, even if it would probably look better on someone taller. BUT, she definitely needs red lips.

  6. Tracey

    I think you pretty much nailed it. The dress is a mess and there is nothing positive about her hair and make-up. Blech.

  7. Claire1

    I NEVER know who she is.
    I mean…..I recognize the name…but I never recognize HER.
    I swear, she could walk up to me on the street and say “Hi, I’m Rose”…and I’d be trying to figure out if I met her at a party, the theater, or a training day….

  8. Dee Cee

    She’s done every style but Tilda Swindon and Chloë Sevigny to get more attention, so why not blend and merge those odd ball types into fashion freakout.. eh? Red hair is best on you Rose.. go forth and become va-va-voom red-head bombshell again

  9. jar

    I congratulate you on being far more eloquent in your description of this unfortunate use of fabric than pretty much anyone else could ever hope to be.

  10. Val

    All true, but at least we can’t see through it….

  11. One of the Leahs

    So, how intentional was the irony of posing in this godawful dress in front of those magnificent pillars?

  12. HelenBackAgain

    It’s a very minor note in the face of this tragic misinterpretation of Discordianism, but I’ll add that this no-jewelry thing has got to stop. When an actress steps out to be photographed, I expect to see some covetable, sparkly things on her!

  13. Heather S.

    I wonder if it looked better in person, photos can make black look flat and unflattering. But her face is so distracting both from the work she’s had done and the blah make up. A good dark red lip would have hidden a world of sins here.

  14. Annie

    She reminds me of Princess/Prisoner Sad Face’s evil twin.

  15. Vandalfan

    Not even a bracelet could help this. Not even sunglasses.

  16. amy

    I just about scrolled right past this while moaning BOOORRRINNNGGG then the name caught my eye in the tags, and I had to do a double-take. Never in a gazillion years would I have believed this was Rose McGowan if it wasn’t tagged as such. SO sad.