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(13) Kourtney Kardasian v. (3) Miley Cyrus

Kourtney Kardashian is this year’s Cinderella story, taking her low 13 seed all the way to the Elite Eight — and barely. She dispatched Rita Ora last week by fewer than one hundred votes. (Speaking of Cinderella stories, remember the year that Ryan Cabrera went SUPER far on the strength of his crazy hair and how he sometimes would walk around with his nipple out? I miss that dude. Have we talked about how he and Avril Lavigne are dating now? Doesn’t that feel so right?)  Miley, on the other hand, made fairly quick work of Kate Hudson, who can now safely go back to being cute in commercials for her Fabletics line. Will Miley be able to take down a Kardashian? (FYI, Charli XCX beat Kylie last week, so we’re already down one KardashiJenner, and Heidi Klum took out Kanye, so there’s one-by-marriage gone.)

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