(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (3) CARLY RAE JEPSEN

If only it were three years ago and I could make a gif of Kanye popping into this slideshow, saying, “IMMA LET YOU FINISH, CARLY, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS KIM HAD THE FUGLIEST YEAR OF ALL TIME!” Sadly, I can no longer make that joke. But it would have been AMAZING, you guys. Kim sailed into this game, while CRJ had to fight to make it past Halle Berry in the last round. Does she have enough in the tank to take down THE KARDASHIAN? Look at the slideshow and make your choice!

(PS: As always, the archives are here for you: Kim Kardashian, CRJ)