Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket


(1) JUSTIN BIEBER vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN

This matchup is like two wrecked-but-moving trains careening toward each other. I’m almost surprised it hasn’t happened in real life yet — both in terms of each of them being totally incompetent and stupid behind the wheel of a car, and on a dating level. Can you IMAGINE. I just went blind and yet I see.

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  1. leah
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    two things:
    1. this is by far the hardest vote.

    2. my bieber archive link goes to lindsay’s archive. no one should be forced to look at that twice.

  2. Holla
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    Who keeps telling Lindsey that her extensions look good?! It just makes the bad outfits look worse. Nonetheless, Biebs for the win!

  3. Sandye
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    I feel sorry for LiLo, but Biebs offends me.

    • aeb
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      agreed! almost ready to pull the britney clause on lohan.

    • Elizabeth Fallon
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      This was exactly my reasoning for choosing him too. The Prime Minister of Canada photo clinched it for me though, like what a douche.

      • MegoPachego
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        Who? Harper or Bieber? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist; the douchebaggery is strong with these two.)

        • Chris P
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          In all fairness, I think Bieber could possibly pull off a sweater vest better than Stevie.

          Of course, he’d probably stud it with spikes and pair it with baggy crotched skinny pants (a phrase which I hope will never enter the English lexicon ever again after Fug Madness), which…might actually be an improvement over the PM’s style.

  4. Karen G
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    I had to go with Lindsay. Sure, Justin dresses like the village idiot, but 1) he’s a lot younger than she is, and she should know better; 2) it’s just clothes with him, with her, it’s clothes, ratty extensions, bad make-up, bad cosmetic surgery. So I have to give Lindsay the win, or loss, as it were.

    • daphne
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      yes, it’s the sad fug vs the joyful fug once again, which is how zosia mamet took down the sev. I do feel sorry for LiLo – but heather & jessica have pointed out many times that she’s trying to stay relevant and employable, and a big part of that is not looking like an escapee from a nursing home for the mentally ill.

      • Rayna
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        Word.

        • Carol
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          Double the word … LiLo has the ability to do better … well, we HOPE she still has that ability … but Justin Dweeber is still not making decisions with a fully matured mind, so I am voting for LiLo.

    • Cecily
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      Agree. Bieber, despite his Pampers pants (Biepers?) is a one-note fug, whereas Linds is a freakin’ orchestra.

  5. anna s.
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    I gave this one to Biebs because of the two of them, he’s the one who seems to have a coherent idea of what he wants his personal style to be, he’s very aggressive in executing that idea, and that idea is INCREDIBLY FUGLY. Lindsey wears randomly tasteless things, but Biebs sets out deliberately with a very specific look in mind, and he clearly thinks he looks amazing while the rest of us gag.

  6. Wade's missing shirt
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    This match was a lot more even than I thought it would be. The White Dress’ fug is so stealth – I keep forgetting about how horrible it actually was until confronted with the photo. Plus, the Bieb actually looked clean which counts in my book. Still, at the end, I had to go with the Bieb – LiLo’s fug is a retread of her past looks and the Bieb’s commitment to one singular horrible look all year deserves “recognition.”

  7. Trent
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    OMG this matchup is SO TOUGH. This really should have been the final round — they’re both so fugly.

    However…I had to vote for Lindsay (who is losing badly at this point). The Biebs is only 19, and I admit to having worn some trendy/fugly outfits in my teen years (though NOTHING I wore was as bad as his saggy poopypants). Lindsay just has no taste whatsoever, and she’s almost 27. And those shredded denim shorts…(shudder).

  8. :paula
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    Yeah, all his outfits look the same, like he bought a shipping container full of… umm, clothes meant for someone else? Someone not human? Or Michael Phelps? I don’t know.

    But Lohan has a whole deep closet full of terrible decisions. Except that one pair of blue shoes. Want those.

  9. Amanda In Austin
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    I’m voting Bieber for lots of reasons, including that last photo of him with the PM of Canada. Also, for the fact that Lindsay is truly not in her right mind most of the time, and I think she needs to be given a reprieve from the scrutiny. Let the child go away and get well.

    • SharonCville
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      I’m with you, Amanda. I’m putting Lilo in the same category that Brittany was in a few years ago: Mental health deferral. Her fashion choices are the least of her long, long list of problems. Bieber, on the other hand, is deliberately dressing like an idiot. Yes, he’s only 19, but surely he makes enough money to afford a full length mirror. And there’s really no excuse for the picture with the PM. Have a LITTLE bit of a sense of the occasion!

      • camille
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        She seems totally divorced from the consequences of anything she does, but I don’t know if that’s a mental health problem as much as a mentality problem.

        • Edith
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          Love this, Camille! Beautifully put. She was raised by monsters, she has become a monster. Slicing up that LOANED dress – who does that? It apparently tore while she was out, so she had someone cut it short and continued to wear it and returned it in two pieces, because apparently that’s what she does. “Oh god, I just ripped this designer gown that was lent to me as favor, I should go home, take it off carefully to avoid ripping it further, and return it with profuse apologies and offer to make restitution!” never crossed her mind.

          I also want to point out to everyone who says she’s an addict and therefore not responsible – that’s the OPPOSITE of what AA and NA teach. Addicts have to accept responsibility for the consequences of their actions; that’s a huge part of recovery. Saying it’s a disease isn’t a pass to behave horribly, it’s an acknowledgement of reality.

          And finally, dressing like the Skankiest Real Housewife in Beverly Hills isn’t a mental disorder. It’s BAD TASTE. And that is all we are judging here.

      • natalie
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        This^. Also, Bieber has to get those diaper pants custom made, because there is no way pants are made with the crotch that baggy and the legs that tight. And also, WHY didn’t Selena or his MOTHER tell him that he looks like an idiot!
        I just… I can’t even with this giant diaper of Fug.

  10. Miranda
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    HARDEST ONE EVER. It was like the Sophie’s Choice of Fug. I finally went Bieber, mainly because of those f’ing pants.

  11. Rizz
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    I still can’t get over how much Lohan looks like Kid Rock in the shit shorts pic. WINNING.

  12. Jill
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    Both archive links point to Lindsay’s archives! It’s important that everyone reviews the Biebs’ archives, if only for the photo with the orange hat and shirt with small animals peeping out above his nether regions. Decision, decisions. I want to vote Biebs, but Lindsay’s fug always reels me in, year after year.

  13. Billie
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    The thing is, Bieber is SOBER and making these clothing choices. He also has a team of sober people around him, and he still looks this way. I give Lohan a pass at this point, because I hardly doubt she has a clear sense of vision when she’s dressing herself.

    • Jenny
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      I agree. And in addition, he has a rather large pile of money with which he can go out and outfit himself – which makes the ensuing choices all so much worse. My guess is Lindsay is scrounging through what is left of her closets after apparently selling
      Iots of stuff and having little cash flow available to purchase anything new. And who wants to give her clothes after the Charlie Sheen dress chopping fiasco.

      • Edith
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        Perhaps Linds should give up the leather and fur if she can’t afford, say, a decent pair of jeans and a shirt.

  14. cath
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    Bieber’s fug is too much of the same for him to win my vote. Yeah, the drop-crotch, stretch leather leggings are atrocious in all of their incarnations, but, as they say, variety is the spice of fug — and Lindsay brings that spice. She’s a hot fug tamale to Bieber’s fugly cabbage roll.

    P.S. Not only does the universe need to get Lindsay and Justin to date, it needs them to double date with Kim and Kanye.

    • lamoll
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      Haha — that’s the ultimate reality show: Double Dates from Hell!

      • MegoPachego
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        Why not just throw Chad Kroeger of Nickleback fame and Avril Lavinge into the mix and make it a party of epicly douchy proportions.

  15. jen310
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    Yes, the toddler prince is winning and the princess of self-destruction is eating it. I think I liked to see Bieber take the fug crown (it would look divine with his diaper pants and bandanas).

    LiLo is fug to be sure but I cannot vote for someone so hell bent on self-destruction. If, IF, she is able to get her shit together and she still dresses like this I will vote for her fuggishness happily but until then she is just too tragic a human being to take the Fug Madness crown.

    The toddler prince still has a little bit of sense although he is about to board to crazy train to Lohanville. Rip up the ticket Justin. You DON’T need to take a trip there.

    Bieber’s saggy, swaggy fug FTW.

    • foo
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      I read this:

      (it would look divine with his diaper pants and bandanas)

      As:

      (it would look divine with his diaper pants and bananas)

      And I briefly thought you had come up with the reason for the excess crotch room. Banana smuggling for his new monkey and prior potassium deficiency. Thank you for that. Even if I read it wrong, it was still great.

    • Karen
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      Totally this. I just cannot vote for the tragic mess that is LiLo. If she gets her act together and still dresses like a train wreck, she’ll have my vote. Until then, no.

      That said, Bieber easily wins this for me on his own merits anyway.

      • abm
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        Yeah, but, assuming she does get her act together, if she still dresses like this, how will anyone be able to tell?

    • cebec
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      ‘toddler prince’ – YES! he is pretty much the joffrey of the house ‘dropped-crotcheon’…

  16. camille
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    That shot of the back of Lindsay’s dress makes no sense. Something is badly wrong with her bum – I don’t mean she has a bad-looking butt or anything, but it just looks like it isn’t where it’s supposed to be, or the dress is somehow deforming or distorting it… I don’t know. It’s giving me the butt heebie-jeebies.

    • Helen
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      The dress really was not cut right for her shape IMO, but I think she does best in more structured clothing overall anyway.

  17. V!
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    90% of Bieber’s archive is from his stage shows, so I can’t count them in the competition. Lilo is a slam dunk on this for me.

  18. pantsonfire
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    This is the hardest Fug vote. I’m stuck. On the one hand, Lohan and her animal-cruelty parade. I can’t feel any sympathy for a person who wears fur like that–even a clearly desperate person who seems to be filling her wardrobe with things she filches from the sets of bad TV shows and C-level movies of the week. On the other hand, Bieber’s entire wardrobe seems to be made of leather. I would wager that under his harem pants (NOT the pants you want to wear if you’re trying to butch up your image) his little bieber nappies are made of leather. By all accounts, both of them have utterly repellent personalities and both seem completely delusional about how they look and the image they project to the world.

    I have no idea. Help.

    • pantsonfire
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      I ended up going Lindsay; the cruelty angle was the tipping factor between two evenly matched fugpetitors (not that leather isn’t an issue as well, but all those furs and skins…). They are equal in obnoxiousness and fugliness and I want to put both of them in a Soviet rocket and launch them into space.

      • Helen
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        It’s tough when two fugs are of such radically different kinds, but I had to go Bieber in the end, because: Twerp.

        • pantsonfire
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          Yeah, he seems likely to advance, so it made it slightly easier for me to vote Lohan, because with these two, the vote should definitely not be lopsided; my little vote was basically a symbolic attempt to get closer to parity. Both deserve to advance. I didn’t feel that their fugs were of meaningfully different classes, though — I saw a lot of low-rent, animal-skin/fur based monstrosities on both; she thinks her clothes make her look sexy, he thinks his clothes make him look cool. Both are wrong. Both look like sartorial vomit designed by a mob wife on pinot grigio and meth.

          • Helen
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            HA, they do, that’s a wonderful description! You could say that to someone who’d never seen either, and they’d picture things like these.

    • abm
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      Cruelty: there certainly appears to be a chance she dove into a dumpster to get those furs, though.

      And what about the cruelty to the memory of whatever being’s skin is now nestling ‘twixt the Bieb’s knees?

  19. Stefanie
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    Oh my lord. I was fully on Team Beiber (The only time ever.) and now I just dont know. Im leaning toward Lindsay because she looks so SO bad. I mean Beibs is bad and all but it might not be AS BAD, ya know? This is the hardest vote ever.

    Im doing it. Lindsay it is.

  20. ChristieLea
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    THIS WAS SO HAAAAARRD *whimpers*.

    I never thought anything could be more irritating than Lilo’s deeply-in-denial, real-life Norma Desmond, but…Bieber’s twerpitude trumps even that.

    Forget the leopard poopypants: anyone who manages to have a worse lid than the Prime Minister’s is the Fug Champion of Destiny.

  21. Lynne
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    Miranda’s right. Sophie’s Choice of Fug. This was the hardest vote. In the end, Lilo’s train wreck is more advanced than Bieb’s and that satin monstrosity she wore to the Liz & Dick premiere was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I regret that I can’t unsee any of this.

  22. Sara
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    Lindsay’s fug seems to be a cry for help.

    Bieber, however, shows no indication that he knows he looks RIDIC, and so I voted for him. I was a bit torn because I feel like voting for him somehow endorses his foolishness, but I can’t deny just how AWFUL he looks. His clothing choices are a crime against humanity and eyeballs everywhere and I wish he would cool it with the Derek Zoolander blue steel poses.

  23. Alyssa Schiffman
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    I had to vote for Lohan, because of what she did to that borrowed dress. Crazy asshole.

  24. Sharon
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    HOW ON EARTH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE??!?!?!!?!!!!

  25. Tiffany
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    I think the vote has to go to Beiber because he thinks he looks awesome. I think Lindsey would take a win as a compliment, so I cant stomach doing that!

  26. Laura
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    “New era Justin and Britney”!!! Hilarious. And terrifying.

    Lindsay’s style is sad, but Bieber all the way. Why is everything he wears baggy EXCEPT on his calves??? What is that?

  27. Margot Liggett Nack
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    I want Bieber to take it all the way!!! Biebs FTW!!!

  28. Vandalfan
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    This is practically impossible. Lindsay is such a utter destruction of potential. Her clothing, occasionally, might look good on someone sober, with decent hygiene. And she certainly tries anything: how ’bout the second amendment coat, with bear arms. Plus, you shouldn’t kick ‘em when they’re down.

    Beibster, on the other hand, has so many fugly variations on the dolmen crotch pants, and then with the hats, and the sneakers, and the ‘tude. He’s the “winner” here.

  29. Steph
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    The Biebs wins just for slide #20 alone.

  30. amys
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    There is no winner here. I’m afraid man-baby diaper pants is going to go all the way:

    “I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do,” Bieber said in 2010, “He has helped me with my style and just putting different pieces together and being able to layer and stuff like that.”

    Swaggerific. We’re soaking in it.

    • natalie
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      MAN-BABY DIAPER PANTS. Thank you for posting that. Just…thank you.

      • Helen
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        Is Swaggerific a new manicure style for men? Because in that case, someone needs to get Madge off the sauce.

  31. Claire
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    I solely have voted for the Beibs everyone based on those God awful garbage bag pants. I want Zosia and Beibs in the finals. I’ve never been so excited/nervous about a bracket.

  32. scone
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    The Biebs pic with the yellow shoes where he looks like he is MAYBE 3.5 feet tall makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

    • Bizzeemama
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      And that is why the Biebs gets my vote. He makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. From his teeny tiny body, to his man-baby diaper pants – it’s just all so fugly. And he’s so earnest about it.

      Linds is just a hot mess minus the hot part. That’s not funny.

  33. Mary
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    I vote for Bieber on the simple fact that if you wear overalls to meet the Prime Minister, there is something deeply wrong about your sense of fashion.

  34. Lynne
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    Okay, let me be the second one to thank amys for Man-Baby Diaper Pants. It’s obviously what I will call him forever.

  35. TonyG
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    I tend not to vote personalities rather than clothes, but, if I did, this would be a tough one.

    LiLo got my vote solely on wardrobe considerations.

    Most of what Biebs wears is appropriate for his age/performance/public appearance requirements.

    Most of what Lindsay wears is not.

  36. Gracie
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    Super tough round! Both are former child stars who dress horribly and behave worse, though to be fair,the Biebs is much closer to being a child than Lilo. I suspect that Lilo is the ghost of Bieber future.

    The tiebreaker for me was the same as for Mary–overalls (with one strap down, no less) when meeting with the head of your country will take it any day. So Little Sir Poopypants got my vote.

    • SCM
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      Same! I was going LiLo right up until the last slide with the PM of Canada. Not OK Dweeber.

      Even if he’s young, he’s old enough to know to respect the office of the Prime Minister, even if you don’t like the man himself.

  37. cynicalsmirk
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    No fair!!! This is the perfect final 2!!!!! They’re both just so atrocious. I’ve voted for the Biebs so far, but although he looks like an idiot, it doesn’t necessarily look like he smells. Lyndsay just brings a whole level of skankiness to her fugliness. I think she’s edged him out for me, based on ew factor alone.

  38. keekey
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    So, after looking through the photos, I surprised myself by voting for Lindsay. Yeah, Bieber makes me shake my head and think “WTF?” but some of Lindsay’s style choices actually creep me out. I would cross a room to get away from some of her outfits. That’s some powerful Fug.

  39. kayla
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    This matchup is a win-win (or lose-lose) for me. They both are bottomless pits of fug. I used to kind of like Bieber and would defend him when my sons would hate on him (“oh, come on, you guys, he actually knows how to play an instrument and by all accounts he’s a nice, hardworking kid”) but his descent into wanna-be thuggery (fuggery!) and that stupid, vacant expression that he seems to always wear, along with the saggy pants and the trucker hats, have me hating on him more than my kids.

    However, Lindsay’s fug is worse. I didn’t even recognize her in about half those pictures. In the first one she looks like a trampy Melissa Gilbert. I do actually feel sorry for her, but good god, everything she wears is truly horrifying. And she looks skanky and desperate and much older than her age. And the fur, OMG, the fur. But like I said, if either of them take the title, I’ll be happy.

  40. Heather
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    After the Mad Men episode “Christmas Waltz,” in which Don and Joan flirt and talk around why they never slept together, there was much chatter on the Internet about how Don and Joan could NEVER sleep together because the resulting sexual energy would cause an explosion that would rock the Earth out of its orbit and kill us all. Or something.

    The coupling of Lilo and Bieber would be equally unholy, but for the opposite reasons. That is a match that should NEVER occur.

  41. Frances
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    SO HARD! But I had to vote for Lindsay because at least Biebs is always clean. Clean counts a lot for me, apparently. In related news, I’m turning into my mother.

  42. Tiffany
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    So sad my polls aren’t showing up today! Arg!! They weren’t showing up yesterday, until they did, so I keep coming back hoping they pop up! Oh the agony!

    • Tiffany
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      I think i have it figured out!!! Going to share for others who might have the same thing going on….If I click on the “polls by twiigs” link, then come back to the GFY site, the polls will magically appear. Apparently my office has a block on some sites, and it won’t let the poll appear without going to the poll site first. (Yes, I am a naughty girl at work!)

  43. Anne
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    Remember those movable page books where a giraffe, a clown and a lobster would all be divided in thirds, so you could flip back and forth and make a clown-headed lobstaffe? or a lobster-headed clownaffe?
    If you imagine Biebs and Lilo divided up that way, ManBoyDiaperPants is often at the level of ‘acceptable young person style’ for as much as one whole third. Shoulders up, he’s often fine. The occasional plaid shirt is not so heinous.
    But every part of The Celebrity Formerly Known as an Actress is always terrible. There is no part you could slice out which would pass the smell test.

  44. Molly
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    They’re both equally offensive, annoying, and deserving of this title, but my vote has to go to Lindsay because what else does the girl have to do all day but get dressed? Beibs at least has a busy schedule to use as an excuse for his mistakes, but LiLo is just a giant ill-fitting sack of satin sadness.

  45. Ralph Henry
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    Can everyone PLEASE vote for LiLo?!?!? I have lost Fug Madness to my fiancee for the last 3 years, and I really want to beat her. I’m ahead of her now in our point system, but because of the similarity of our final four picks, if Biebs beats LiLo she’ll win . . . barely! Come on people . . . yes Biebs’ diaper pants and trucker hats are horrendous, but he’s all about one brand of fug. LiLo should win on sheer variety of fug. You have to consider volume, depth AND variety of fug. Help me out folks!!

    • Tiffany
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      It takes an amazing man to do a Fug Madness bracket with his fiance, not once, but 3 years in a row. Swoon! ;) Just the fact that you are playing already makes you a winner!

  46. Sajorina
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    “YOUR THIGHS SHOULD NOT BE YOUR OUTFIT.” PREACH, GFY Heather! I voted for Lindsay because I’m more offended by her outfits!

  47. Charlotte
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    I voted for Bieber, because here’s the thing: he should have a natural advantage over Lindsey when it comes to looking good. He has more money than God, a whole army of stylists, and a (relatively) good name, which means that designers should be falling all over themselves to dress him. He should be head and shoulders above Lindsey in regards to…well, basically everything, style included. And yet, he isn’t.

    Lindsey dresses in the context of being a former child star desperate to recapture fame, any kind, no matter how fleeting or destructive. She needs the gimmicks, the ostentatiousness, the “look at me” clothes. Bieber doesn’t. But he wears it anyway.

    And that’s why it has to be Bieber

  48. SKGD
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    I thought this would be the hardest decision so far but once I started looking through the photos it was actually the easiest. Along the lines of ‘you’re never fully dressed without a smile’ it was all the expressions on Bieber’s face that nailed it for me. It’s true Lindsay is a hot mess but OMG I just wanted to wipe those stupid smirks and dopey grins right off Bieber’s smug little face. He looks like he thinks he is the hottest thing on two legs and it makes me queasy. My only hope is that at some point in his life he will look at pictures of himself in all those different diaper-pants and wonder what the hell he was thinking. I want you to feel Canada’s pain Bieber!!

    Sorry everyone, just had to get that off my chest.

  49. Poppy
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    They’re a perfect match. I went with the Biebs because I know I couldn’t bring myself to vote for Lindsay if she made it to the very end and I don’t want to limit myself like that in the finals.

  50. Michelle
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    Toughest matchup of all. I never thought I’d say this but… at least Bieb’s hideous outfits fit him correctly. Sigh.

  51. Summer
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    Oddly, I was more offended by LiLo… I think it’s because I can’t get rid of my sense that she’s just playing a joke on everyone and any day now will return to Parent Trap/ Mean Girls era adorable normalcy… Come on, LiLo- when’s that day coming?? Hasn’t the time come to give up the crazy act??? Please???

  52. Lynnlynn
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    Dear Linds,

    To paraphrase the immortal words of one Ms. Elaine Benes, “I tell you today, that I came as close as any man ever has. Then, I hit the Van Wyck.”

    I AM YOUR VAN WYCK.

    Love,
    The Biebs

  53. Bambi Anne Dear
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    That was hard. So hard. But I had to go for Lindsay. That back view of the nude evening dress was so unbelievably unattractive. And most of the Bieber pics were costumes….

  54. Kyasarin
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    Voting for Justin not just because of his stupid pants, but because Lindsay makes me sad. I come here to be catty, not sad.

  55. Evangeline
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    This was a tough call. Lindsay’s outfits make me want to use brain bleach, but in the end I voted for Bieber because he constantly looks so smug. His attitude is more fug than his droopy pants, and that’s saying something.

  56. MegoPachego
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    Switch out the pants and most of his looks are serviceable with questionable elements. I have come to the perhaps crude conclusion that his pants are tailored in anticipation of his balls dropping.

  57. Unstable Isotope
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    I voted for Lilo because of pic #10. THIS WAS SO DIFFICULT

    Also, did I read on Twitter that Lilo is pregnant because please no.

  58. CranAppleSnapple
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    She has that stupid red bead hanging wrong in every photo. I’m torn between wanting to fix it and wanting to splash the whole dress with sump oil.

  59. esther p.
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    the first picture of Lindsay alone, made me say, “stop, stop, just stop it already!,” but nothing can stop the bullet train of fug that is Little Lord Diaper Pantsleroy.

    • cebec
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      Yes! Little Lord Diaper Pantsleroy….. the biebs lends himself to SO many great monikers…

      I REALLY thought that biebs would win in a landslide, and that KK and K-Stew would go down to the wire… how wrong I was!

      I’m still backing Biebs for the win if he can get past the sad fug of LiLo… almost everyone else he’ll be up against will have his same offensive attention seeking brand of fug, and he really has taken it to another level…

  60. Marion
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    Voted for Bieber without watching any of the pictures, because I just cannot anymore. The fug has become too much for me.

  61. Shanti
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    This was HARD! I’ve voted for Bieber in all the rounds without a second thought, but this one actually made me pause. In the end, though, Bieber makes me laugh and Lohan makes me sad, so I stuck with Little Lord Saggypants.

  62. Esme
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    A real Sophie’s choice and, man, I wish there could be 2 winners this year, but—gotta go Bieber.

  63. Esme
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    Plus, that yellow spiky hat puts him over the top for me.

  64. Elle
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    I voted for Bieber because with Lohan I can’t even seee “style” anymore. She just looks like an exhausted crack head hooker who desperately needs to get off the street.

  65. vron
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    My biggest problem with Lilo is her FACE!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF? YOU WERE SO PRETTY AND NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A PICASSO. It’s ABSTRACT art for a reason.

  66. Edith
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    I’ve been saying all along that we will crown Bieber our Fug King – and it sure looks that way from today’s poll – but I had to vote for Lilo here. Forget the hairy arms and raccoon scarves and assorted taxidermy scraps. Forget the Restylaned cheeks and collagened lips, the terrible extensions, and destroyed dresses. Forget, even, her unforgivable refusal to wear a damn bra. For me, Lilo wins for her decision to wear that ivory skankgown to the premier of her “comeback” vehicle. The more I look at it, the worse it is. It’s a good two sizes too small. Once I saw the back and realized just how tight it is, the cheap, awful front looked even cheaper and more awful. Given how it pulls across her body, I’m guessing those diamond cutouts are supposed to be far less pronounced; here, they are stretched wide open.

    And I’m so tired of the excuses NOT to vote for her. She’s sad, she’s ill, she’s broke. I know plenty of sad, ill, broke women who don’t dress like THAT. It’s a complete lack of taste. She just has terrible, horrible, no good, very bad taste in clothing.

  67. gryt
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    It’s more fun to make fun of Justin Bieber. Lindsey Lohan gives me a sad. She’s just spiralling down and down; I have a feeling it isn’t going to end well.