(1) JUSTIN BIEBER vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN

This matchup is like two wrecked-but-moving trains careening toward each other. I’m almost surprised it hasn’t happened in real life yet — both in terms of each of them being totally incompetent and stupid behind the wheel of a car, and on a dating level. Can you IMAGINE. I just went blind and yet I see.

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