Fug Madness 2012: Your Finalists

I think you guys are going to like this one. Presenting, your Fug Madness Final Two, imagined together in a badly Photoshopped portrait I like to call, “Ugh Madness: Yikes Is The New Clean”:



Both these ladies proved that sometimes — our bracket titled be damned — the power of two names bests having only one. Vanessa Hudgens got her toughest test yet from Ke$ha, but nonetheless topped her with a 55 percent ovation from the masses; LiLo, for her part, didn’t need much help dispatching Robyn, as she managed to cull 65 percent of the vote. And now that these two are in the final game, even though I didn’t predict it, suddenly it feels like destiny.


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Comments (35):

  1. Jennifer E.

    i’ll tell you why. because Ke$ha and Robyn are idiots who do it ON PURPOSE. the hudge and lilo think they look GOOD. in a nutshell. :D

    • fritanga

      You’re SO right. And this is why their fug reigns supreme: clueless always trumps deliberate.

      Lohan and Hudgens would be baffled by their standings here; they probably honestly think their outfits are “hott” or at least “cute.” This would be sort of sad, really, if their clothes weren’t so uniformly hideous, unflattering and usually inappropriate. Their assault on the eyes and other sensibilities cannot be forgiven due to cluelessness.

    • Amanda

      V. Hudge, It’s Your Year Baby!!

    • Caroleena Stantonova

      I’m with you on that one!

  2. Willow

    Yay! Natural Fug prevails!

    • The Fugger

      I’d be inclined to agree with you, except whatever Lindsay has had done to her face is anything BUT natural.

  3. Heather

    An epic battle!!

  4. Carol

    The real FUG rises to the top …

  5. Stella

    These 2 are so going to end up as BFFs someday.

  6. Chasmosaur

    Disney will not be happy.

    • witjunkie

      And directly underneath is a Britney item…lest we forget. Yay Disney.

      • Adriele

        Should we start the predictions on which Disney girl will turn into the next Fug Hot Mess? The Tis is getting soooo close.

      • vandalfan

        Except it’s impossible to tell all the Disneytettes apart. At least, until they reach the well worn point of these contestants.

  7. deee

    Fugdorable vs. Fugsturbed. It’s going to be a tough one.

  8. Lina

    Right, so we’re down to the cute, healthy, hippie who dresses to please herself vs. the one whose life is a complete mess and whose clothing choices are only the tip of the iceberg? VH just looks like she’s having a blast with her life, and I can’t ding her for that at all. It’s refreshing. Especially after looking at Lilo’s archive.

  9. TonyG

    LOL @ Chasmosaur… We should all wear or hold something Disney while we vote. Where are those Mickey Mouse club ears?

  10. camille

    Dammit. I had Robyn going all the way.

  11. Molly

    I have no idea how to vote!! OMG! This is epic.

  12. quichepup

    I guess I’m the only one who thought “Hey, Bai Ling is back!” Too much covered up flesh should have tipped me off this was not true.

    I hate to vote for Lohan because of the fug nature of her life in general, feels like kicking someone when she’s already down. VHud just looks she’s pulled an allnighter and on her way to take a Chem final.

  13. Clarence Beeks

    Oh boy! This is a doozie.

  14. ok

    I honestly don’t know if anything can trump those pants on Vanessa Hudgens. They’re so ugly, and that outfit so hideous, it makes the earth stand still.

  15. Sajorina

    FUGDGENS FOR THE WIN!!! I mean, Eeeeewwww… For me this is between Inherent FUG vs Accidental FUG! Fugdge does FUG on purpose, while Lindsay tries to look good and ends up looking FUG! There is hope for the accidental fugger, but the inherent fugger is FUGLY FOR LIFE and proud of it! So, I want to slap Vanessa Fugdgens with the win for all the times she has assaulted my eyes & sensibilities with her FUG! Lindsay is a troubled soul, what’s Fugdgen’s excuse?

  16. The Reset

    someone send this post to Disney execs immediately, with the headline LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THESE GIRLS.

  17. dana

    Hudgens for the win!

  18. ccm800

    VH -because she deserves it AND we all need to stop giving Lilo attention, period!

  19. neiges

    You should start working on collage art. This one totally makes sense, you can call it “Destinysney”.

  20. Lina

    @Fanl: oh wow, someone stole my name. not so cool. :/

    anyway I think LiLo is worse because Vanessa is a HAPPY fug at least. And I would always prefer smiley-ugly to depressive-ugly!

  21. Donna

    When do we get to vote? Itchy voting finger here!

  22. Sonya

    I think that Vanessa has to win this one. She has no excuses for dressing the way she does as opposed to Lindsay who’s got way too much drama going on to have any clear thoughts on her clothing choices.

  23. Kiti

    I can’t believe LiLo made it this far. People must be voting based on the fugliness of her plastic surgery as well as her wardrobe. Don’t get me wrong–LiLo is FUG. But does she deserve to be here over, say, Ashanti or Ke-money-ha?

    Anyway, I think this may be Vanessa Hudgens’ year. Let’s make it happen, Fug Nation! We love you, Vanessa! Never change! Well, maybe change your trousers, please. But other than that, never change.

  24. AndreaLaLa

    Former Disney child stars duke it out!
    They’re both obviously trying SO hard. Linsday’s trying to look good and perhaps get some respect back, but failing miserably. Vanessa, on the other hand, is trying to look like she’s doesn’t care, and failing at that as well. Which is worse!?!?

  25. Knilber