(1) KATY PERRY vs. (16) MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ

(2) MILEY CYRUS vs (15) CAMERON DIAZ

(3) LEONA LEWIS vs. (14) TYRA BANKS

(4) BLAKE LIVELY vs. (13) SHENAE GRIMES

(5) JESSICA SIMPSON vs. (12) JESSICA BIEL

(6) FLORENCE WELCH vs. (11) KRISTEN STEWART

(7) SWINTON vs. (10) JUSTIN BIEBER

(8) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (9) NICOLE KIDMAN

Yes, you read that right: SWINTON vs. Bieber. That is my favorite thing the randomizer did all day.