(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA

This match-up — between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and  freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down to the corner store to buy a bag of Cheetos –is brought to you by the letter W.

As in, “WHAAAT?”

And “WHY GOD WHHHHHHHHHHY?”

And “wow.

And “whoa.” (Not in the Joey Lawrence sense, either.)

And “wasted? Why not?”

And “wastrel! Waif! Woebegone.”

And “WFT, KE$HA?!”

And “WHEREFORE, WHORE SHOES OF MOMSEN?!???!”

And “warpaint?????!?!?!?!!???????????????!?”

And, “whatever.”

And, finally, of course, “WHAT UP? WHEEEEEE!”

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