This just makes me sad.
Obviously, she’s gorgeous from the neck up. But, listen, lady — you have the next sixty years to dress like a depressed widow in an old Italian B-movie. THAT’S A LOT OF YEARS.
“…a depressed widow in an old Italian B-movie”–I love it! Can I steal it?
Salma has my condolences. That has to be the reason she wore this.
Oh Salma no. You are far too hot for this dress. Please stop borrowing things that don’t suit and/or fit your shape! Bespoke is your friend!
I’m too hot for this dress, and I’m not all that hot. There ought to be some criminal penalty for having it anywhere near Salma, let alone having her wear it out of the house.
I didn’t even recognize her! Don’t hide your hotness, Salma!
There’s no way that’s Salma Hayek. No friggen way. A woman who happens to look slightly similar to her, maybe. But that CAN’T be her. O_o
OMFG, no way. I didn’t recognize her either… that’s a horror show
I’m usually the first to want her to better wrangle, then mostly hide, her girls, but Salma, baby, I didn’t mean like this!
There is just too much money between her and her husband for this to have been a valid choice.
Oh! So dowdy!
Are you sure that’s Salma Hayek??
Why does this dress even exist? Nobody would look good in it. We don’t need formal wear for mourning because we don’t go to social events when we’re in mourning.
Ew. Horrid harsh makeup (at least in this photo light) and stumpifying wedding-cake layers. NO! I know who’s in there!
Huh. I’d imagined that Michelle Williams would show up at the Oscars in a get-up like this one. I mean, it’s totally her: dull, higher necked, long sleeved, mumsy-ish. But the smokin’ hot Salma? No way.
I understand, though. Underwire is a bitch and I guess Salma wanted a break.
UH HUH! Now, while your flesh is still dewy and firm–show that stuff off! Who died?!
She looks like she’s still in costume for Frida – Frida in mourning perhaps?
Didn’t she marry a a very, very rich guy fairly recently? Could this be what’s behind her transformation into Someone Who Is Not Salma Hayek? I’ve made up a Gossip Girl secondary-plotline-involving-the-older-characters scenario in my head and it’s quite entertaining.
I thought her husband was older than Nestor, so perhaps he’s dressing her, and applying her makeup and styling her hair, too.
There is no way that is Salma Hayek. Truly. I would believe that the photographer can’t tell Mexican women apart, or that she’s Salma’s great aunt looking great at 98 years of age, but I will NOT believe this is Salma Hayek.
Even if this is Salma Hayek (which I hope it isn’t) I highly doubt that she is going to live to be 105.
Maybe it looks better in the dark.
I’m not a fan of black lace/chiffon things lined with white. It always looks grey and dingy.
If she took off the sleeves and let her hair down, it could work! The emerald jewelry is gorgeous and I covet her clutch!
You are so right about the Italian widow … she looks like she could be walking behind Michael and Appolonia in Sicily when they were out courting.
That made me snort. She really does though.
Well, call me crazy but I think this dress would have looked better with a wider belt, a livelier makeup, and perhaps a different choice of hair and jewellery… Right now Corpse Bride is all I think of,,,,
This is not Salma Hayek. A mistake has been made.
la viuda negra makes an appearance in reality! ay de miii