Fug House

CCB: Hey, Lori.

LL: Hey, Candace. You look adorable.

CCB: And you… are also here.

LL: What?

CCB: You are as gorgeous as ever, but… listen, have you gone wading recently? Like, five minutes ago, even?

LL: Only through MEMORIES. Why?

CCB: Well, it’s just that your pants… you know what, if I had a history of bad romantic timing with John Stamos, I would wade through memories too, and also possibly vats of gold nail polish.

LL: Have you been FOLLOWING ME?!

CCB: Never mind.

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Comments (27):

  1. Stefanie

    WHOA! This post just took me back.

  2. Danielle

    If she was wading in anything, it was the fountain of youth. Da-yum! Lori looks good for any age, let alone being on the brink of 50. I’ll forgive her the pants.

  3. ohsohappy

    So good to see them both. They look just beautiful. The clothes…not so much. Lori’s outfit really speaks for itself. Candace’s top is adorable and the shoes very simple, but something is off with the skirt. I just can’t tell from this photo. It seems too “heavy”.

  4. Deborah Stultz

    The bottom of those pants look like packing tape.

  5. Rowynn

    This is OT, but what is UP with those American Apparel ads?? This one for the bodysuits is awful!

  6. Samantha

    They both look very … plasticky? Hmm.

  7. Cat

    CCB looks a bit frozen here– but it’s amazing how little they’ve apparently changed. Not really a fan of either outfit– I want to like Candace’s outfit, but it’s off in someway I can’t quite put my finger on.

  8. KatB

    The waistband on the skirt seems to be the problem, maybe the shirt shouldn’t be tucked in? And I think Lori’s shirt is worse than the pants.

  9. Crystal

    *sigh* Aunt Becky is married to a designer too.

  10. Amanda

    I hate Candace’s top, I hate how it goes (or doesn’t go) with the skirt, and her makeup is awful. Aunt Becky, on the other hand, is looking great except for those weird pants! It’s not often that I disagree with you ladies so completely, haha ;)

  11. Lisa

    They look like Stepford wives. I can’t believe people think they look good. Frankly, they are scaring me.

  12. HelenBackAgain

    CCB has no room to talk. Those are cute pieces, but together? NO.

    Two very weird outfits.

  13. HKS

    So much Full House nostalgia recently! If anyone hasn’t seen Jesse and the Rippers perform on Jimmy Fallon, you really should check it out.

    As for these looks: I think both of them look super cute, and if it wasn’t for the bottom of LL’s pants, I’d say Fab for both.

  14. Claire1

    They are both kind of freaking me out….

    And their clothes look itchy.

  15. Sajorina

    Well Played, Dialogue! :D

  16. CC

    I didn’t know who that was on the right until I started reading! She looks as old as LL. (Or maybe LL looks as young as CCB.)

  17. Jeanette

    Hey ladies, fashions in hair and clothes and makeup have changed since the 80s and 90s. …

  18. MelShoe

    Ugh….. CCB will always be Preachy Summer to me.

    Shut up – You don’t deserve Sasha Belov!

  19. Kirsten

    I actually kind of like LL’s pants (don’t shoot me), I’m always jealous when women can wear white pants, and it’s an interesting detail. The shirt could be better if it actually fit. Don’t like anything about CCB’s outfit.

    I agree that both look plasticky, and there’s some very uneven tanning happening on CCB’s legs.

  20. Heather G

    I am getting some kind of freaky Carmen Electra vibe from CCB and I DO NOT LIKE IT. LL looks pretty great, but they both look slightly plasticized.