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If we start a petition and call it, LINDSAY LOHAN STOP MESSING WITH YOUR FACE, SERIOUSLY, she will pay any attention to us?

Because I am willing to try anything at this point.

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  1. Crystal
    +1

    Orange decolletage. Bleh.

    • Josephine
      0

      For some reason this sounds to me like a not-for-kiddies Orange Julius.

  2. Sarah
    +1

    She’s starting to look like Lil Kim.

  3. Kristin
    0

    I would sign the petition, but I doubt she would stop. What a train wreck she’s turned into.

  4. Eliza Bennett
    0

    weirdly, her face is the best thing about this picture. I’m so glad her hair’s vaguely red again and the godawful lip fillers are gone that I can’t be critical. I hate her sparkly nightshirt, though.

  5. Annie S.
    0

    This dress makes her look like a boxy truckstop hooker.

    The less said about how her chest is Cheeto-colored, the better.

  6. kickassmomnyc
    0

    What a conundrum — she’s 26 years old and looks like a washed-out 35-year-old trying too hard to look younger. I think it’s pretty much over for her — I don’t see her or her career going anywhere but downhill.

    • mhorv4
      0

      35 is being generous.

      • fritanga
        0

        Exactly. I would have said “45 – a rough 45.” Good lord. Doesn’t she look at any of these photos?

    • Jules
      0

      I just asked my husband if he thought the person in the picture was older or younger than I am, and if he knew who she was. He said she was definitely older, whoever she was (I’m 35). When I told him it was LL he did a double take and said ‘Bad plastic surgery is a terrible thing.’

  7. amys
    0

    Has she worn this dress before? Of course, nothing at all wrong with wearing dresses more than once like us regular folk. I just can’t see wearing such an unflattering dress more than once.

  8. Anna Svahn
    0

    I keep expecting to hear about her death. Why doesn’t she do something productive like go to college or join the Peace Corp?

    • mary lou bethune
      0

      I ask the same thing: do these over- indulged self -important nutcases ever do anything useful? I guess she had cheek implants? Looks awful .

  9. deee
    0

    Inquiring minds want to know … what on earth is Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink?

    Oh gosh – I just looked this up. The launch party for the drink was attended by Paris Jackson (who is lovely), LaToya, Prince, Blanket, Lindsay, Audrina, Kimora, David Arquette, etc. Lindsay Lohan was with her people. I would love to have been a fly on the wall at this soiree.

  10. Amy
    0

    How said is it that we probably look the same age yet she’s an old 26 and I’m a young 40? Does she realize how successful she could’ve been if she’d been responsible about her lifestyle and career, not to mention her face? Or, you know, maybe that’s why she’s such a train wreck now, thinking about what she COULD have been…

  11. Shannon
    0

    She kinda looks like a busted Duchess of Cambridge.
    At least her hair is a better color.

  12. Jen S 2.0
    0

    Poor thing. She looks a mess. I do like the sparkles of the dress and its pretty bell sleeves and neckline, even if I don’t like its horizontal stripes. I am delighted that she is red-haired again — by FAR the best color for her. But WOW is it a shame that 40 years have marched across her face in the last 5.

  13. elle w
    0

    i think this is the most normal ive seen her look in a while. Maybe you cant see her protruding lips from this angle. And isnt that the same dress Sonja wore in the RHWNY reunion recently? i think Sonja wore it better.

  14. Vandalfan
    0

    Let’s put aside her pitiful, sordid history and look at this photo without the attendant emotion:

    She looks great. The dress is great. The sleeves are great. No boobs or hoo-ha hanging out. Her figure, even if spanx-enhanced, is marvelous. Her legs are great and go on for miles. Her shoes fit, no toes hanging out, with a nice pedi, and satiny bridesmaid shoes actually work with this sparkly mini. I’d fluff her hair up a bit more, and maybe a brighter lipstick, that’s all.

    • Vandalfan
      0

      Well, wipe off the Cheeto spray tan, of course. That goes without saying.

      • Aria
        0

        I agree with Vandalfan on a lot of these points. Def needs better lipstick and not sure about the length of the hair/extensions, but red is def her best color. The dress is cute and does cover the necessities. She doesn’t look fragile/too thin as she did at one point. I gotta giver her thumbs up for this one.

    • Clarence Beeks
      0

      Long legs do not equal “great” legs. Hers are kind of shapeless, and when she gains weight, it goes right to her thighs. She has no muscle tone whatsoever, since her only exercise has been bending over to snort a line, or sex. She looks horrible. She was such a pretty girl, and has ruined her looks through years of drug and alcohol abuse.

      I do like the dress.

  15. Gigi
    0

    Her face looks HUGE. Is that what fillers and botox do for you? She makes me just so sad.

  16. Kit
    0

    this is actually the best she ‘s looked in a long time. Normal-adjacent even. It’s good!

  17. Kara
    0

    I actually like the dress, although the hem needs a couple of inches. I love a long-sleeved mini.

    But her face makes me so sad. It’s ruined. She looks straight-up haggard. Leathery. She looks like one of the Mob Wives.

  18. glee
    0

    We can’t say nada. That boat has sailed, and ain’t nothing is bringing it back.

  19. Lily1214
    0

    Orange-y.

  20. Miss_Evades
    0

    what is up with her calico legs?

  21. Sandra
    0

    LOOK INTO PANTS, LINDSAY!

  22. Dazie
    0

    The dress isn’t horrible, and since we’re here mostly to discuss tragic fashion sense, not tragic life story, that’s what I’m stickin’ to.

  23. S
    0

    I’m with the “mostly yay!” crowd. If it were a little longer and she were wearing kick ass shoes this would be shiny and fun.

    Some of the styling (orange skin, no lips color) isn’t perfect, either, but huzzah for red hair on Lindsay Lohan! She must get tired of hearing that, but seriously, her face looks better with darker hair around it.

  24. Sandi
    0

    Do any other Aussies think she looks like Schapelle Corby? Freaky.

  25. The Fugger
    0

    Never mind the face, I feel like she’s one light breeze away from making us all feel like her gynecologist.

    Also, when the marquee name at the launch party is freaking Paris Jackson, you know you’ve hit bottom.

  26. Celia
    0

    I love the pattern on this dress, and I would totally wear it. As a shirt.

  27. Molly
    0

    The less she tries to look like her double-train-wreck of a mother, the better she looks. So this one is a win for me. I can’t blame Lindsay for her messed up life–I blame her parents. Someone needs to intervene and get her away from them and send her off to do something worthy, out of the spotlight, so we can forget about the last five years or so and remember the good times. and look forward to better times.

    • Hope
      0

      This woman is 26. Twenty-SIX. The time for blaming her parents, however twisted they may be, ended at least 5 years ago

  28. SaraK
    0

    If this were a 46 year old and sober actress, she’d be looking darn good. Awesome, even. But it’s poor LL, and I wish you’d just stop featuring her at all. I can no longer look at or care about her clothes, makeup or hairstyle one bit. It’s just too sad.

    Please just ban her from GFY for life, or until she’s cleaned up and completely healthy. I wouldn’t hold my breath for the latter, though.

  29. TonyG
    0

    I don’t know if I have ever seen Lohan look as sexy and healthy. Well done. Maybe her publicity for this Liz Taylor movie will keep her looking fresh.

    • fritanga
      0

      You’re kidding, right? She looks awful. Addiction to Botox, fillers and plastic surgery is a terrible thing (among others at work here).

  30. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Save your breath.

  31. Genesis P. Olenta
    0

    Lindsay Lohan : STAHP !

  32. Helen
    0

    Looks to me like her facial fillers are starting to wear off. I say thank God for that, and let’s hope she allows the process to continue! Naturally, she is sooo pretty, and she can be again.

    The tanning agent obviously needs to go, and the dress to be a couple inches longer, but I think this is quite cute on the Lindsay Scale. Love the colors and pattern on her. And count me in with everyone who’s glad to see her in some shade of red again, though the hair could use a little styling.

    Overall, seems to me things are looking up, here.

  33. Gabs
    0

    How about a petition called “stop confusing your tanning lotion with moisturizer” and another one that goes “Always end your shower with cold water cause you seem to have circulation problems”?

  34. male fan of GFY
    0

    Remember when Lindsay always wore tights & hosiery on her legs and they looked fantastic? She should return to doing this… just sayin!

  35. ceeshell
    0

    God. Can she invest in some body moisturiser, please? Her fake tan is always uneven and her knees and ankles always look dry.

  36. Guerra
    0

    Stop spray tanning!! It never looks good on you, you are terrible at applying it! And we know you are white!!

  37. Cookie
    0

    She should ditch the self-tanner and just embrace her freckles. Seriously, if she just cut off about six inches of hair into a cute bob, started wearing better clothing, and maybe some light makeup, she would look so much better.

  38. Esme
    0

    Her face looks gigantic (stop with the fillers already), and her extensions look like the cat got at them.

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    0

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  40. una
    0

    Poor Lindsay. Her and her family are such a train wreck. And why is she 5 different colors?

  41. muffie
    0

    wtf ?