Fug Found Love


Oh, Rihanna, bless you. You looked GORGEOUS at the Battleship photo op this morning (sidenote: is Rihanna IN Battleship? Or did she just pop by to hang out with Brooklyn Decker and Tim Riggins?)

And you’re still gorgeous….but now you’re wearing a shirt covered in flames as a dress. On the London Tube. I both feel that order has been restored to the universe and really, really hope you brought something to sit on.

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  1. Lindy
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    I shudder to think what the back view might be like.

  2. Lauren
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    Yep, Rihanna’s totally in the movie. That really makes you want to run out and see it huh?

    • LG
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      I don’t know about the Fug Girls, but MY ass is gonna be in a seat for Battleship, Rihanna notwithstanding, purely for the pleasure of ogling Tim Riggins. Can I get a witness?

  3. Katie
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    I know she has every right to take the tube like everyone else, and she obviously likes doing it lately, but the crowds on the tube are bad enough in those narrow passageways and carriages without a famous person and their entourage plus paparazzi causing a scrum wherever she goes!

    Also, I don’t even like to touch those seats and railings with my bare hands, let alone a bare something else…

    • Orange clouds
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      Haha, you are such a Londoner, totally not impressed by famous people, especially when they are blocking you from getting somewhere FAST.

      • Katie
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        Yeah! Can’t she go and be desperate for attention somewhere that isn’t going to make the tube worse than it already is?!

  4. Orange clouds
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    As a Londoner I am totally offended by that. Wear some trousers woman!

    • Sue
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      she is actually wearing TEENSY shorts – other photos she posted on Twitter show some cut off denim numbers.

      In no way detracting from the General Fuggery (recently promoted from lieutenant general).

  5. mary lou bethune
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    What is wrong with her– seriously…. think how dirty the Tube is…
    She doesn’t have enough talent to indulge herself fantasies to this degree- IN PUBLIC>.

  6. vinniepop
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    As Lauren mentioned above, Rihanna is in Battleship – and she even has her own poster:
    http://thatgrapejuice.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/battleship-90-e1330776638734.jpg

    (and I love how the tagline placement makes it look like she is being billed as “Transformers Rihanna)

  7. Kara
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    She is in Battleship. I saw her in the trailer, although she doesn’t speak. And Landry Clark and Tim Riggins are in it too, so I will probably see it (although I can’t fuck with John Carter.)

    The outfit speaks for itself, so I will just say: I hate her hair. The three-inch-roots thing seems to be done on purpose, and her skin tone is wrong for that shade of blonde.

    • LG
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      Aw, Landry.

    • The Fugger
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      She probably saw Lindsay Lohan finally make it past the Sweet Sixteen and got jealous.

      That said: Copping someone else’s fug is a SERIOUS faux pas. Tsk tsk, Robyn the younger.

  8. nikole
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    Jessica did u guys see the photo of her in Stella blazer

  9. Regina
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    I saw the trailer for Battleship. It looks horrible. Horrible in an awesome way. I fee that we will make fun of it for years to come. Also, not once did anyone say, “You sunk my battleship!”. If its not in the movie, I’m writing a nasty letter.

  10. Lauren
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    Everyone seems to be overlooking that the shirt makes it look like her CROTCH IS ON FIRE. Maybe that’s what happens when you sit pants-less on the tube.

    • Katie
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      This is even funnier to me given that ‘pants-less’ in England means without underwear. Which, to be fair, could be just as true judging from this picture.

  11. CJ
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    She looks like a walking illustration of a hooker with an itching, burning yeast infection.

    Sorry, I just don’t think this girl is gorgeous. She was quite pretty in 2005, but when I look at her now, I just see an incredibly trashy looking girl who seems to be (at least a little) messed up in the head. All the fame and money can’t change that. If anything, the more famous and rich she has become, the trashier she looks.

  12. Katie
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    I’m pretty sure I see some cutoffs under there, though I obviously wouldn’t put it past her to go pantsless.

  13. Kate
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    I think she has very short cut-off on. If you look at the bottom of her shirt, you can see cut-off-like strings.

  14. Katie
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    Also: sorry, other Katie. I didn’t see you up there.

  15. Sandra
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    Boots Are Also Not Pants.

  16. theotherjennifer
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    Do you imagine her ass wrangler has a box of those seat protection covers and will just whip one out when she deigns to sit? Not a job I would want.

  17. StaceyJ
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    As someone who toughed it out on the Tube, day in day out for years, I can only wonder if she even got a seat – Londoners don’t like to give up their seats for anyone except the old and infirm, least of all a ‘celebrity’! You’re lucky if you even make eye-contact with another human being during the journey. As for the cleanliness of the seats…..

  18. vandalfan
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    I can’t comment as I have banged my forehead on the keyboard several times because they’re making a movie about Battleship. What’s next, Mystery Date? Racko? Yahtzee?

  19. rb
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    You two ladies are kind of obsessed with female genitalia hygiene & manners today. Perhaps it’s time for the swift manufacture of monogrammed FUG subway towels for all those falling under the subject heading NO PANTS.

  20. ok
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    Wow. I totally missed that she didn’t have any pants on until I read the description. On second look, EGADS!

  21. ccm800
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    insert obligatory fire crotch joke here.

  22. Sajorina
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    Ew!

  23. Guerra
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    She is wearing very short cut of denims!!! If that makes anyone feel better!

  24. Caroleena Stantonova
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    Hungry for attention? Naaaaaah!

  25. Shiitake
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    Typical RiRi:
    Boots as pants
    Tee shirt as dress
    Scary hair
    Hand tattoo
    Advertising on ass cheeks
    Beyond desperate

  26. karanakau
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    Ah London Underground..the stink of piss and shit ever present.. So yes, she is a 100% appropriately dressed.
    Thank you and good night.