Fug Can’t Stop


Pants are (mostly) dead to her!

[Photos: INF, Splash]

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  1. S
    +26

    I must admit, I’m loving this (extremely costumey) style on her. It’s ridiculous but in a fun way and she looks so freaking jolly about it all.

    • Kate
      +4

      Me too! Nothing makes a person look better than looking like they’re having a blast IMO.

      • Becky
        +2

        Agreed. I’m into these looks. She’s owning it.

        • Chasmosaur
          +3

          Yes. If it was a more whimsical look like Katy Perry’s or utterly cracked out like GaGa’s, we’d all be “It’s just her persona, deal.” But because it’s Miley Cyrus, I think there’s a bit of “meh” if not outright hate.

          Understand I don’t necessarily approve, but she seems to be committing to it, and after years of squeaky clean Hannah Montana, I’m thinking this is a violent 180 to make people forget the character.

          And let’s point out that she’s actually deeply, deeply groomed (*couch*Ke$ha*cough*), and oh my god, who is her personal trainer because she has a tremendous physique. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if I was 20 with this body, I’d probably wear some of this stuff. (Okay, maybe a little more coverage, but still…)

          • Jessica
            0

            Yeah, I have to admit that it cracks me up rather than enrages me.

            • Sandala
              0

              I think its not fair to critique performance outfits. They are not really fashion, but more of a performance art hybrid. That being said, I think she looks cute!

  2. Miranda
    +6

    Still think she looks like Vanilla Ice

    • cs
      +6

      Totally. It’s like the slutty Halloween version of Vanilla Ice.

    • Lizzy
      +12

      I was thinking along the lines of a female Beiber. I know that’s harsh, but can’t you just see Beibs in that 1st outfit (except for the sports bra) + an ill-fitting baseball hat?

      •  Courtney
        +1

        Yes! I get a Beibs vibe from her too.

        Either way, the fuzzy angora diaper makes it anything but a good morning. I feel a bit sorry for the GMA viewers. What is it with sweater-bottoms in the middle of summer anyway? First Maggie, then Miley. (Also never thought I’d accuse those two of following a similar yet awful trend)

  3. Mouse
    +26

    Kudos where it’s due – girlfriend has great legs.

    But otherwise – heinous outfits.

  4. Carol
    +13

    Great legs, extremely silly clothes … and those hellawful shower slip-ons are about three sizes too big, which is even sillier.

  5. Stefanie
    +4

    Oh god.

  6. Erin Elizabeth Long
    +17

    How are angora hotpants even a thing that exists? While I do find Miley 2.0 to be entertaining–gotta give girlfriend props to being committed to the look–I can’t help but think she’ll be deeply embarrassed by all this in about five years. Especially the twerking.

    • Sandra
      +2

      Bingo. Some poor little rabbit gave up its fur for those monstrosities.

    •  Emma
      0

      My little brother seriously used to have those exact fluffy pants. When he was a baby.

  7. Rachel Henderson
    +25

    The Angora hot pants look an awful lot like woolie diaper covers.

  8. Jeanie
    +5

    Well, her body looks great! That’s all I got!

  9.  francie
    +6

    Fuzzy diaper. No.

  10. clarita
    +9

    For a second I thought you really meant that Gwen Stefani has a new clothing line for Cost Plus World Market – sounds interesting.

    • HKS
      +6

      Oh wow. The fact that I also thought this fictional Gwen Stefani collection was a real thing probably says some harsh things about Gwen Stefani.

  11. nicole
    +3

    Yeah – strangely, everything looks pretty good after seeing those shower shoes in the first slide

  12. Janie
    +3

    How badly do I want to read or see performed your fictional soap opera?!?!? As one who has longed dreamed of writing her own fictional soap opera but has been too lazy to fully complete the task, I can tell you that I want to read it so, so, so badly. Please publish/ act out/ perform a radio drama of it immediately with Fug Friend Grant.

  13. SheriC
    +3

    Pants what?

  14. Katie
    +5

    Those shoes look like omething André Leon Talley would wear.

  15. blatanville
    +3

    Zubaz called, they said, “Eat a sandwich.”

    • Sandra
      +37

      FugNation answered the phone and replied “we don’t discuss body composition.”

  16.  HelenBackAgain
    +7

    Will SOMEONE WHO CARES PLEASE STOP HER.

    • M
      +4

      Didn’t you hear? She “can’t be tamed…!”

      •  HelenBackAgain
        +6

        Cute, but I’m serious. I think there’s something wrong.

        •  Lucasta
          +7

          I don’t think so. She’s clearly having a blast and frankly, I think she’s had more hits than misses since The Haircut. She’s not going Bynes or Lohan, she’s just wearing crazy clothes and having fun. Good for her.

          • Gab
            0

            I agree Lucasta, so many people give her grief but she is young and dumb. I was like that once too but without all of that money and constant scrutiny by total strangers like us. She seems to be having fun and is for the most part harmless to herself and others. Besides, have some of you not seen the way that teen girls are all wearing those short shorts?! I’d say it’s just in NYC, but I recently went to a few different states on business and the short shorts were everywhere.

  17. Vi
    +4

    She’s young, and she glows. Does she realize showing so much skin actually takes away from her inherent prettiness. And, I wonder how often she has to wipe that lipstick off her teeth.

  18. Kris
    +6

    What, angora hot pants aren’t allowed now? Damn, there goes my outfit for our anniversary dinner tonight. Next you’ll be telling me that abs should be put away on occasion.

  19. Cucina49
    0

    I hate that I know this, but her engagement recently ended…so perhaps she thinks if she looks hot she’ll woo Liam Hemsworth back? Misguided, true, but we’ve perhaps this is an extreme (and yes, tragic) version of looking good as the best revenge. She’s leaving no room for imagination as to how slammin’ her body is.

  20. jen
    +1

    I’m starting to think she looks amazing. All the time. She can do no wrong! Though I don’t think anyone else could do this.

    I had the same reaction to Kristen Stewart after seeing a year or so of her hair and clothes.

  21. hfree
    +3

    Those bedazzled shower shoes are by Celine and the footbed is lined with fur. I work near a Celine store and I am constantly amazed by the fugly footwear in that store. Other hits included pumps made of fur and heels that have molded toes. I cringe every time (although the bedazzled pumps are pretty snazzy).

  22. maryse
    0

    i saw her on GMA this morning and oddly the hotpants didn’t bother me so much as those crazy boots that she could barely dance in, they were like stilts.

  23. Megan
    +5

    I swear she wears fake teeth sometimes, like the little pageant girls wear (God, WHY do I know that?). Sometimes her teeth are aggressively white & perfect and sometimes they are just her regular teeth. Can someone else weigh in on this? And I’m not being fooled by the old red lipstick make the teeth look whiter trick. I’m onto that. Lipstick can’t make them straighter.

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +4

      I swear she wears fake teeth sometimes, like the little pageant girls wear (God, WHY do I know that?).

      Even worse, I know that they’re called “flippers.”

      And I’ve noticed the same thing, and I don’t know. It’s weird.

      •  amys
        +2

        Her teeth look about three sizes too big for her mouth. It’s disconcerting. She’s a really pretty young woman, but she does seem to be having a problem getting her lips over her teeth! Maybe she got new veneers that she’s yet to get a handle on? Something is going on. That and she can’t seem to keep her tongue in her mouth.

  24. Bexmarie
    0

    My husband recently said that as far as appearances only, she isn’t acting/dressing/looking much crazier than Amanda Bynes, yet, the reaction is totally different. This is so true!!! She does look great, but she really has made a drastic shift hasn’t she?

    • Jules
      +5

      I am certainly no Miley fan, but I don’t think she’s anywhere near Amanda Bynes territory. I think Miley is just a 19 year old girl expressing her individuality after being under the rule of the Mouse for so long. But I haven’t read about her muttering to herself, attacking other celebs via Twitter, wearing dimestore fur and wigs and throwing bongs out the window. I’m not making light of what’s going on with Amanda – I think there’s a serious problem there – but I don’t think it’s fair to put Miley in the same category.

  25. Vandalfan
    +3

    But is she at all musical, can she sing well? I blame Madonna for turning the recording industry into lame posturing and dancing around, giving us in BritBrit, Beyonce, and now this.

    • Liane
      +1

      She’s really not that bad a singer. She did a cover of a Bob Dylan song last year that was shockingly good if you care to YouTube it.

    • Tiffany
      +1

      I think the Bob Dylan cover sounded good, but it fit her twang. Her pop music sounds AWFUL, imo. The single sounds so terrible to me, like it wasn’t made by professional producers.

  26. Olivia
    +1

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I kind of really love the angora hot pants on her. She looks great, and seems to be having a great time, enjoying her new look. Plus it’s an improvement over the half jeans-half sweats she wore recently.

  27. Tiffany
    +4

    I don’t think any of this is cute at all. Yes, she is having fun, but you don’t have to dress ugly to have fun. I am fine with “untraditional” attire, especially for pop stars, but I think it STILL has to look pleasing in some way. Cute color combo, crazy (but cute) shoes, etc.

    Just because something is ugly doesn’t necessarily mean it is fun.

  28. CC
    +10

    If she had a smug or bored look on her face, I would totally be fugging everything, but she looks so darn happy and seems to be having so much fun. I have to admit it: I find her charming. What’s the word they always used for the young SJP? Fetching. As awful as most of these clothes are, her joy overshadows the fug. I think I’m going to have to go with “fetching” for Miley.

    • Rachael
      +1

      She does look joyful. It covers all manner of ills, and I likewise am finding her joie de vivre very charming lately. But the angora diaper still made me giggle a little.

  29. Liz
    +5

    She is really cute, but she’s so obsessed with showing off her body ALL the freaking time that I can’t help but think “Future mid-life crisis” when ever I see her. I’m glad I grew up in the 90′s, back when girls wore clothes.

  30. googler
    +4

    No bunny should go naked to make Miley’s angora hot pants.

  31. Guerra
    0

    Leg envy!

    • Claire1
      0

      right?
      I might not wear pants if I had those legs!
      Then again, my legs are old enough to be her legs mother.

  32. Sajorina
    0

    EW & NO! Gwen Stefani would NEVER!!! By the way, I want to know EVERYTHING about Diandra and Levitra!

  33. crookedE
    0

    I actually don’t hate this, but it must be seriously swampy in those thigh-high boots, given that it is swelteringly hot in New York right now.

  34. A. Beaverhausen
    0

    Once again I thought the first picture was Rita Ora. Maybe this is a personal problem?