Britney Spears is NOT A GOOD SARTORIAL ROLE MODEL.
[Photo: Pac Coast News]
First of all, NO! Even Austin Butler is stepping on her pants probably trying to take them off her while looking away in shame! Second, her nails make me want to stab my eyes with an ice pick… Thankfully, I don’t have one!
And she had been doing so well for a while there….
Nice abs, but we don’t need to see your pelvic bones (see notes regarding Paltrow, G). Also, Austin Butler will have a CW carreer. He is just cute enough…
That’s just embarrassing. Put it away, honey.
It looks like they are both stepping on it. Maybe it was intentional? Lol
Isn’t it the fact that he’s stepping on them the reason they’re pulled down so low? Looks like unlucky timing on the picture. If I’m right, they’re still very very bad, and the whole outfit is still very very bad, but much less gross.
I totally missed a career. I could make a FORTUNE being a Hollywood waxer.
Austin Butler’s face. That is all.
As I say to my young sons, “Pull up your pants!!!!!”
Thank goodness she wasn’t going commando.
Come on, Vanessa. You know you want it.
(A second Fug Madness crown, that is. To which she is well on her way.)
aaaaaaand she’s back!
Austin seems to want to hide in this picture. I can see his thought process as “Maybe if I covertly pull down her pants they won’t notice that I’m standing so close to that outfit.”
Perhaps this is a way of throwing down the gauntlet to Bieber. I think she wants to be the fug version of the “Come Back Kid”.
Are they pants? I thought it was a wrap skirt, in keeping with her hippy vibe.
“Hippie.” “Hippy” is an adjective meaning that one has big/wide hips, proportionately.
After stepping on her pants, he at least tries to help her out a little.
Vanessa Hug ‘n Kiss NO. COACHELLA IS OVER.
Please tell me she is on the beach. PLEASE.
If only she looked as good as she seems to think she does. That waist band is defying gravity!
Isn’t that a bathing suit bottom, there? I’m fairly certain I’ve even seen pictures of her in the entire suit, which kind of changes the whole thing.
I don’t know. I can’t get behind this look, but I can’t worry about her (i.e. the way I did about Brtitney), either, since it’s pretty clear that she has her shit together and thinks this is hilarious, and it’s also keeping her noticed. In a weird way, she reminds me of my mum (who covets a beanie with a propeller on it, not because it’s ‘fun’ or ‘out there’, but simply because she thinks they’re hilarious).
This look is clearly channeling Lisa Bonet, post-Cosby era. Slovenly was not attractive then either, Vanessa darling.