I should create a macro on my computer for the words “such a pretty face,” because I ALWAYS think that about Rihanna, who has been doing stunning minimalist makeup work on her glorious cranial DNA whilst shoehorning the rest of her assets into … things that give me questions. Like so:
That thing is both Champagne colored and like a badly poured glass of it: bubbling right up out of the glass and over the side, fizzing sloppily, a pricey waste.
[Photo: Getty]
