Fug and Fug Take Fug


Look, I know that Kanye doesn’t want Kim to be wearing maternity clothes, for some nutty reason.

But I also know that Kanye, as an artist, is accustomed to hearing notes on his work. And I have some. So I think we should all take a seat and discuss the direction this project seems to be going. As far as I can tell, it’s speeding toward a little place I like to call OFF THE RAILS. FREE BABYE.

[Photos: INF]

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Comments (49):

  1. jjdaddyo
    +2

    Needs to be shorter, the paps can’t see if the baby’s crowning yet.

  2. anonymoose
    0

    There is nothing right about this.

  3. Rayna
    0

    Oy.

  4. Tiffany
    +1

    I think “FREE BABYE!” could really be a movement. Why does she insist on wearing things that are so unforgivingly tight around her waist? Visually, I don’t care what she looks like..I just worry for the kid.

  5. amys
    0

    …Behold my glory!…..

  6. Mo
    +1

    Kim, I am NOT your obstetrician.

  7. Alma
    +1

    I actually feel sorry for her, this looks so uncomfortable!

  8. qwertygirl
    +1

    I’m not sure where she got the idea that babydoll dresses would be a good maternity look, but she needs to divest herself of this idea STAT.

  9. Helen
    0

    Look, Morticia Addams’ skirt got torn off! We must help her. She must be so embarrassed.

  10. junaitatres
    0

    She has the weirdest pregnancy wardrobe ever. I just don’t get it.

    • Robertinaz
      +1

      I know, right? she’s the worst dressed pregnant in the history of humanity!!! (and that includes people at walmart…)
      I can not believe the older K sister is not guiding her a little… mean mean girl!!!

  11. Stefanie
    0

    I’m beginning to think she’s trolling us with all of this. She has to know this isnt a good look right? She has to know what she’s been wearing isn’t flattering? She has to? RIGHT? It all just looks like so much work for so little return.

    • Tiffany
      0

      It is all she is getting attention for right now, so my guess is YES she does know. The Kardashians don’t mind being loathed as long as someone is giving them some attention.

      • rowynn
        0

        Stefanie, why would you think that pregnancy has endowed her with the ability to know that her outfits aren’t flattering? She never knew it before.

  12. ak
    0

    Oh my. That skirt looks like theater curtains. I feel like it has a little sash on the side she can pull for a reveal, or something. NOT THAT I’M ADVOCATING THIS.

  13. Vandalfan
    0

    The visible bra, size 57ZZZ, is not helping.

  14. DJ
    0

    Clearly this skirt is meant to sit much lower on a non-pregnant woman’s actual hips. By pulling it up to your nipples, which is the only way this skirt could be buttoned closed, is fooling no one. It just looks ridiculous.

    • ZinJoJo
      0

      Her insistence on wearing shirts tucked into skirts at this stage of her pregnancy is MIND BOGGLING and truly one of the worst maternity looks ever. On top of looking SO uncomfortable, the waistline cuts her across the middle and makes her look even shorter and squatter (I’m not sure that’s a word, but using it anyway :) and emphasizes everything in the wrong ways. She’d do herself a huge favor if she wore elongating tops or dresses.

      She is working hard to ensure a very high seeding in next year’s Fug Madness, and she’s definitely my early frontrunner.

      • Aphy
        0

        I agree. She really needs to le go of the idea that she has a small waist at this time. She’s pregnant. There is no waist and that’s normal. This outfit is hideous and so uncomfortable.

  15. Steph
    0

    Why doesn’t Kanye want Kim wearing maternity clothes? SHE’S F’ING PREGNANT IDIOT. Plus, there’s very nice maternity clothes- Kristin Bell wore many of them.

    Ugh. The hate. Flames. On the side of my FACE.

    • Anna Svahn
      0

      Totally agree. Kanye is a fool. The woman is pregnant and it is not the time to experiment with non-pregnant outfits on an obviously pregnant body. What is going to look like at 8 months?

    • Daffodil
      0

      Maternity clothes only make your belly look big. Regular clothes on a pregnant lady unfortunately make ALL of you look big.

      Though now that I write it all out like that, perhaps that is Kanye’s strategy. Dress her like a heffalump for the duration of the pregnancy, then put her in something even a little bit formfitting and flattering after the babye arrives, and presto! Instant “I GOT MY BODY BACK!” and “LOOK WHO’S A HOT MAMA!” stories all over the internets with no actual work required.

    • Elizabeth
      0

      Steph’s flames would have burned my face too, EXCEPT I AM ENVELOPED IN FLAMES OF MY OWN. LOATHE.

  16. Em
    0

    I think she wore this outfit on Leno last night. I turned it on waiting for Jimmy Fallon and saw her sitting on the ‘I was already interviewed’ couch. The outfit looked just as bad and unflattering to her while seated.

  17. halley
    0

    I mostly just feel really sad for her. She looks so unhappy and uncomfortable in everything. Everything is so tight. I didnt want anything tight on my mid-section when I was pregnant. Why does she let him dress her? And why does he hate women’s bodies so much?

  18. glee
    0

    At this point, whenever I see her, I just mutter ‘WTF’ and move on. I give up.

  19. Carol
    0

    This is going to be a very long nine months to endure.

  20. Miranda
    0
    • Helen
      0

      I think the dress is even worse.

      The skirted sweatsuit (now there are two words I never thought I’d put together) isn’t so bad… kinda reminds me of Elka on Hot in Cleveland.

    • Val
      0

      duh? that dress she wore on March 26th was made from the same type of plastic net used to cover outdoor lawn furniture, right ?? Wait a sec – - maybe this is actually a patio umbrella refashioned into a dress ?? I think so, I think I’m right . . . ;-) . . . see? instead of cutting off the extra length to hem it they just folded it to the front and stitched it in place to create a ‘design feature’ — my how clever !

  21. JessicaAZ
    0

    Sorry, but this is just gross. She is not a physically ugly woman, I just do not get it. Pregnant women are beautiful to me in any form but this is nasty. I really do think she is doing this on purpose, the “I am not fat!” interviews are piling up. UGH. Just go away.

  22. Sajorina
    0

    First of all, if I was pregnant and my boyfriend said “I don’t want you to wear maternity clothes”, I’d say “It’s my body, so if you don’t like it, you can go f*ck yourself!” Secondly, I can see her nipple in full salute, so how freaking tight is that? Just RIDICULOUS!

  23. agcons
    0

    She’s in excellent shape for next year’s Fug Madness with this little number.

  24. Lynnlynn
    0

    I just can’t with this bitch anymore. ENOUGH ALREADY. She was a terrible dresser before, and now with the pregnancy, it’s even worse. And as an aside, why all the LEATHER??? It’s all leather, all the time with this fool. I don’t know any pregnant woman with a brain who ever said, “hmmmm, what can I wear today that will really be comfortable, flattering and stylish? Yes, of course, LEATHER!”

    And let us not forget, that this is the same woman who recently tweeted that she thinks that mentally ill Amanda Byrnes’ new tranny look is amazing. Throw her nightmare “style icon” boyfriend Krapye in the mix, and there is no hope for her.

  25. Edith
    0

    WHY DID SHE ERASE HER LIPS?

    Sorry for yelling, but it honestly looks like she just used her concealer as lipstick. I can barely even notice the ever-rising hemline of her ever-less-appropriate babydoll dresses.

  26. Claire1
    0

    Why would anyone choose to have a child with someone who tells them what to wear?
    I wouldn’t own a houseplant with that kind of asshat ( can I keep that here? it’s fitting, no?)

  27. MF
    0

    BREATHABLE STRETCH FABRICS. JERSEYYYYY!!!

  28. Ranee Singleton
    0

    Poor girl is trying too hard.

    And failing.

  29. Cat
    0

    I’m not a big Kim K fan, but I wish the media would leave her alone re: the baby weight gain and I really wish that she would tell Kayne to go fug himself and get some more comfortable, flattering maternity clothes.

    • Helen
      0

      Nobody is forcing her to say those things, or to put these things on her body. Those are her choices.

  30. Lion
    0

    She (or Kanye) is trying to make her legs look longer. That’s the only explanation I can muster.

  31. la di da
    0

    WHY is she doing this to herself? I do not believe that she doesn’t own even one single stretchy maxi dress, which would be so much more comfortable and flattering than squeezing herself into too-small clothes that were not cut for a pregnant body. It reminds me of Steel Magnolias when Dolly Parton’s husband can’t find something and she says “well that’s why God invented the A&P!” – this is why God invented maternity clothes! Sorry, random reference, but that’s the voice I hear in my head when I look at her clothes lately…

  32. Lily1214
    0

    No-no-no, darling.