Fug and Fug Take Fug


Ugh.

I mean… she DOES know winning Fug Madness isn’t a COMPLIMENT, right? Why is she being so relentless? It will be impossible to resist seeding this person next March. I am not that strong in the face of her rampant fuggery. Nonsense like this must be shared and yawped over in the most gutteral tones. Can’t you leave us alone, Kardashian? Can’t you leave Fug Madness to people who do not drive us to ACTUAL madness? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING? Can’t you just STAY INSIDE for six months or just, like, shop at Banana Republic for a little while? I BEG OF YOU.

[Photo: WENN]

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  1. Carolina Girl
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    The sad thing is that, if not for the ridiculous cut outs, this could have been a nice dress. If the the illusion netting had been substituted for actual fabric, this might have even been a Well Played. It probably one of the better fitting things I’ve ever seen her wear.

    The shoes are nice.

    • marie
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      I had the EXACT same thought. Why the illusion netting? Do her armpits get that hot? or her elbows? Also you know I wish I could give the number of her boob wrangler to Christina Hendricks bc those puppies are perky and perfect in that dress right now with not a hint of a bra… thats IMPRESSIVE!

      • Helen
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        I’m definitely seeing a strapless bra. But very, very well-fitted. Hendricks indeed could take a tip, here.

        • Sophia Loren
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          I agree with Helen. If Hendricks had worn this I would be pretty darn proud of her. I love the belt.

  2. Alisa
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    Mmmm…. I am slightly ashamed to admit how much joy the Kardashian Kristmas Kard brings… I CANNOT wait for that fugging post! :)

  3. Helen
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    Wonder Woman!

    • Lisa Kucharczk
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      She looks more like Power Girl!

      • Helen
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        Ha! Or a cross between the two – the arms are more Power Girl, but she’s got Wonder Woman’s golden lasso around her waist!

  4. glee
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    She looks like a lost space cadet. A lost in space cadet? Nah, they had way better wardrobe for that show.

    • Peachsiki
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      LOL Yes, she does completely. She reminds me of this one movie Hillary Duff was in, she was in the future where people lived in colonies in space and randomly she had to move from the colony to earth with her aunt or something? I can’t remember but I feel like this outfit would be right at home in that horrible early 2000s movie.

  5. Joan Louise
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    Seriously. Sans capelet and gauntlets, gorgeous and fits her perfectly.

    • Aphy
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      I was thinking the exact same thing. Lately, her clothes have not been tailored well but this fits like a dream. Ugh, those stupid cutouts.

      • Jen S. 2.0
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        Agree. I can see the pretty dress in there somewhere, and she’s certainly worn much scarier stuff. I give this a C+.

        But re winning fug madness not being a compliment, the Kardashian Klan may not agree. Remember that to them, any publicity is good publicity …

  6. The Reset
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    She looks like she works at Caesar’s Palace… like the super fancy poker room bringing drinks.

  7. margaret
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    Am I right that this event involves “Millions of Milkshakes?” I leave it to others to comment on possible connections.

  8. Rayna
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    For fox sake, girl!

    She makes me crazy! With those genes, you have to try HARD to look bad, and she tries constantly.

    Would it kill her to wear a NORMAL dress that fits like this one, with a short sleeve, or even a 3/4 and LOOK NICE?

  9. Donna
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    Can’t you give the woman a break? She’s obviously been in a very nasty car crash and is being forced to wear her traction casts outside of the ward.

  10. Anna B.
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    I can see her Spanx line and now it’s all I can see. Also, I love the shoes and her boobs are defying many physical laws.

  11. ChristieLea
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    I…kind of like it. But I’m a sucker for illusion netting, so. *Sheepish*. I think with better placement of the cutouts, it could have been interesting?

    And yeah, if it were on anybody BUT a Kardashian, I’d like it much better.

  12. mel
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    She sort of looks like a cross between a storm trooper and C-3PO.

  13. The Fugger
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    To be fair, I believe Kanye is to blame for this particular outfit.

    That said…it’s not THAT bad. Yes, she looks kind of like when Yeezy decides to remake Star Wars and cast her as Princess Leia (I specify “when” because you know she will), but the dress itself is fine. It’s just that the transparency is…brave. Very brave.

    In fact, it’s so brave it’s making Merida go, “DAMN, girl” in response.

    Also, I can see her bra. Yes, I know, she’s a Kardashian, but that is still NOT RIGHT.

    Also also: ALISA YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I am kackling in glee at what the Kardashian Kard will be this year. (Let’s just hope that Kanye and Kim don’t break up before it’s released. OR LET’S HOPE THEY DO – I want to see what they replace him with.

    • Lizaster
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      Agreed. I totally blame KANYE. While she does love white and ill-fitting clothing, he’s got her wearing even kookier stuff lately. I mean, leather skirt in Hawaii in the summer. No.

  14. mary lou bethune
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    Who buys the photos? Do they hire someone to take them of everything they do ? A judge in Charlotte, NC, once ordered the family of a pro wrestler, involved in a divorce case, to give a certain amount to charity each month instead of the huge amount they set aside for “fun gifts” for themseleves….. That is what someone should do to these ridiculous unattractive folks.

  15. Melly
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    That thing is fug. Fug fug fug. The alpha and omega of fug. The fugliest of all fug. Fugtastically fug.

    • chickadee
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      See, I actually think this is SO close to fab. If only it had been whole sleeves and chest. The shoes are great, the belt is great. This isn’t the best, but it’s far from the worst.

  16. Cass
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    I really may start referring to her as Kardashibot. Mostly, this is because I was wondering who the heck would wear a dress ode to Star Wars’s stormtroopers, but also because there’s something … very plastic about her. I wish she would be less made up.

  17. anonymoose
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    Wrist spats?

    and shoulder spats?

    If you must, but, please, one or the other, not both.

    (Also, if she knew what she was doing, the hem would be 1 inch shorter.)

    Flaunting the fug!

    So…hawking milkshakes isn’t embarrassing enough?
    (Being a Kardashian isn’t embarrassing enough?)

  18. Sajorina
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    Ugh! She looks RIDICULOUS! Visible underwear lines are unacceptable! Those shoes are cute, though!

  19. Bluebonnets on it
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    This has been an exceedingly rough seven days. First, JR’s passing. Then I read that NBC has cast Carrie Underwood as Maria Von Trapp. And now this. I can’t. I mean. I just. Whatevs.

    • Ladyblahblah
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      “NBC has cast Carrie Underwood as Maria Von Trapp” WHAT?? Will it be set in the Ozarks instead of the Alps?

      • Bluebonnets on it
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        Picture it….arms outstretched, spinning gaily…..”The hillbillies are alive….”

  20. nobody much
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    I also see Star Wars clone here. With metal tipped pointy shoes for kicking rebels

  21. Kat
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    I’m normally fairly tolerant of the Kardashians, but it is quite disappointing (though not altogether surprising) to me to hear her talk about wanting to educate herself about conflict in the Middle East while she’s there, but she’s wearing something so distasteful to their culture. Just disrespectful :/

  22. 7Kellx
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    Her undergarments are distracting me more than the strange cut outs. She tries too hard way too much.

  23. cc
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    She looks 5th Element-ish. But bad.

  24. Ladyblahblah
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    I’m guessing that those shouldercloths are necessary because her hips had to come out somewhere from that Spanxsqueeze.

  25. SNS
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    The worst part of this outfit is that she wore it in Kuwait. It shows complete disrespect and ignorance of the culture and religious attitudes of the country.

    • The Fugger
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      To be fair, Kuwait is apparently more liberal (or at least more Westernized) than – say – Saudi Arabia. She has her shoulders covered, and while I disagree vehemently with the netting, she’s wearing full sleeves.

      The only possible transgressions are twofold: First is that she’s bare below the knee – this is actually a situation where dress-over-pants wouldn’t be unacceptable.

      Second is that she’s not wearing a headscarf, although I’m not sure whether hijab would be necessary anyway.

  26. Belinda
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    She totally looks like she has randomly stuck panty liners on herself.

    • SCM
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      YES! Here in NZ there was an ad on TV where a guy takes his GF’s pads and sticks them on himself and pretends he’s a superhero fighting. She looks just like that.

  27. Ellen
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    Am I the only one who immediately thought of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMl-iZ3tZM

  28. Dude
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    This really isn’t as horrific or weird as people seem to think. I hate illusion netting and the Kardashians, but it’s objectively fine and fits nicely. Seriously.

  29. jessbuurman
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    Love her style and she look really fab in this.

    http://www.shopjessicabuurman.com/lookbook-street-fashion_c314

  30. Pip
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    I love this! If it was on someone everyone would say its fine!

    • Ladyblahblah
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      Nope, if this was on my best friend, I would drag her back in the house with a big old net and make sure she got the help she needed.

  31. Sarah O
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    I actually like this. She looks good!

  32. Alicia
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    I think this would be great if there were no cut outs on the arms.

  33. Lily1214
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    Ohhh Kimmy-girl. Not your best look.