Fug and Fab the TCAs: FOX Party


It’s been a really long time since I watched Bones. Is it on its last legs? Is that why Tamara Taylor is in full HELLO YES HERE I AM EVERYONE mode?

[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]

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  1. nuna
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    Maybe it’s inappropriate to ask, but what happened to Zooey’s face? She looks different.

    • Lisa
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      I’ve been puzzling over Zooey’s face the past couple of days. It’s more than makeup…but I can’t imagine she’d get work done. It’s bizarre and unflattering.

  2. Miranda
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    I am trying to figure out what Zoeey Deschanel did to her face. Her mouth area has looked a bit different since the Teen Choice Awards. She has such a uniquely pretty look normally, but I barely recognized her here! Anyone got any ideas??

    • Annie E
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      What? She looks the same as she always did…

      • Willow
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        I think it’s just terrible make-up that’s making her eyes look really small, which is unfortunate because her eyes are her best feature

        • Kate
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          I am loathe to admit that she looks like she did some tweaking. I was in denial at first, but it’s looked different at multiple events, and I don’t know if we can just blame it on the makeup. This is such a sad day.

        • Jesse
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          I’ve been wondering about Zooey, too — I think maybe it’s more eyeliner and less false lashes?

    • Maretha2
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      Her eyes look more pulled back than usual. It’s either a very, very odd make-up choice … or she got a partial forehead lift/tuck that’s pulled her eyes back. Her hair also looks different (less immense) which I don’t think is a bad thing. But it means she doesn’t have the heavy curtain bangs now, so I guess it’s possible that it’s making her eyes look different from before.

      I don’t love this dress — it’s just a “meh” for me — but I am very grateful that she didn’t pair it with tights.

  3. Kit
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    Sadly, I think Bones IS on its last legs. I love and adore the show, but it really sucked last season and has totally jumped the shark in the season finale.

    Also, Zooey still looks funny in the face.

    oh oh yeah – clothes. Hate not only her shirt but the sleeves (!) – everyone else looks fine – even Kevin McHale who I’m starting to think looks “normal” at least for him!

    P.S. Darren Criss hemmed his own pants – can’t you tell? lol

    • Heather
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      Or someone with a stapler and some Scotch tape. I realize that a lot of these people get stuff “sent over,” but for God’s sake, can’t they get them tailored before wearing them? (I have a great guy here in Asheville, NC who hems pants beautifully for $15!!) Do they have to return the stuff afterwards? They could at LEAST do a quick basting stitch….

  4. Annie E
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    I LOVE Kevin McHale’s outfit. Anna Camp I love generally, but not that dress. The black trim and accessories are too jarring against the light-colored dress.

  5. KMG
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    I’m not a huge Glee fan, so I mostly remember Kevin McHale from those early eps of True Blood where he played an assistant coroner and closet fangbanger (vampire lover for those non-TB fans who don’t know what I am talking about!). As a fangbanger, he wore this outrageous leather outfit and had spiked hair it was better than about 90% of what he wears in real life.

  6. Kat
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    Even better question.. why is Kieffer wearing a scarf in JULY? I’m sorry, even if you’re not going to follow the whole “no white before Memorial Day” etc. rules, can we not still be respectful of seasonal wear? Unless you’re in Russia or something, I really don’t see why you’re wearing a scarf in July.

    • Heather
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      Kiefer! He occupies a different plane of being than the rest of us.

      • Kat
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        True. Maybe he needed a classy way to cover up a hickey. I shouldn’t judge.

    • EileenOh
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      Doesn’t he also look rather orange? Maybe he just returned from somewhere very sunny and so even LA feels cold?

    • Maretha2
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      Could he not have taken the time to get his shoes shined? I mean, it’s a step up from no shoes at all, but it looks so sloppy.

      • SharonCville
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        If not shined, at least… cleaned? He looks like he stomped through a mud puddle on the way in.

  7. Helen
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    Tamara Taylor’s outfit looks good to me. The sheer is fine with a matching undergarment IMO, and I like the slightly unusual sleeves. However, this wig on her does not work for me at all. She’s a beautiful woman; let’s give her something a little better than polyester to put on her head, shall we?

    Amber Riley has indeed been done a grave disservice, and it’s a shame.

    Deschanel’s dress, I like the fabric, but I think the basic design of the cut, and later tailoring (if there was any) could use some work. I’d like to see it a little closer to the body in the skirt, and a lot more comfortable-looking on top.

    • kathotdog
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      I am fine with the clothes on Tamara Taylor, it isn’t great, but it isn’t awful.
      I am concerned with her face/makeup – it looks like Kim Kardashian did her make up, and that is no compliment.
      And I think that Zooey did something to her face. Her mouth looks a lot different.

      • S
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        Tamara is so beautiful -the makeup and wig are a crime. I actually like the shirt (full confession, I have a slightly sheer black silk blouse fom Harold’s (upscale mom clothes (are they still in business? Loved them))that I wear similarly.)

        Lea looks like her dress is on backwards. Or her head is on backwards (her cleavage is kind of spread laterally, no?)

  8. ML
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    Remind me again why we needed to see Tamara Taylor’s bra?

  9. Willow
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    Zooey’s make-up is a crime scene, who did that to her?

    Poor Amber Riley, she’s constantly wearing black and white and it does nothing for her skintone and she has to stop with the semi-corporate attire.

    She needs to hire whoever dressed her for the Essense Magazine spread she did that one time:

    http://www.beautyisdiverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AmberRiley+EssenceMagazine-570×765.jpg?9d7bd4

  10. Karen
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    Keifer looks happy and healthy, but his shoes are fit for a homeless person! What’s with those??

    • jean
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      Heh, I noticed that too. Maybe he likes to be comfortable? Or he walked through a mud field on his way to work. Oh yeah, Southern California=no rain=no mud. Don’t know. He’s just cool that way. I like that he’s not hiding his thinning hair either although it’s a pity he’s not going to have his father’s mane of white hair.

  11. Beth Padgett
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    Amber Riley looked great on the PBS 4th of July show…I wish she would have carried that over to the TCAs.

    http://www.amberrileyarmy.com/7/post/2012/07/happy-july-4th.html

    Maybe Zooey just got tired of doing the wide eyed quirky look at everything since her show is doing well now.

  12. Heather
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    Anna Camp dated Don Draper! (Or at least – her character, Bethany Van Nuys, did.) Bethany may be willing to …. pleasure her dates in the back seat of a cab, but she would NEVER wear a mullet dress and bad shoes.

    • Elle
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      Anna Camp was also Pam Beesley’s little sister who tried to hook up with Dwight Schrute during the Jim and Pam wedding, so her questionable judgment in men might extend to her fashion choices.

  13. Lynne
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    I might be alone here but I kind of dig Tamara Taylor’s hair. It’s unusual but she’s got delicate enough features to pull it off.

    Aw, Chris Colfer. Adorable. Stylish. Love him.

    Keif needs new shoes but he still out-cools everyone else.

  14. vandalfan
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    Let’s talk sleeves. Tamera’s here are simply too short, regardless, but the fluffy lower arm feature looks like an old fashioned accountant, or card dealer, as if she should wear a green visor. It gives that Popeye look.

    I prefer a bell sleeve, seen on some caftans and royal robes in the dark ages, or a nice mutton chop. (so sue me) I abhor Dolmen. Cap sleeves are tough to pull off unless your upper arm is beautiful, and 3/4 length sleeves kind of make a garment look ill-fitted.

  15. Diana
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    Lea’s dress made sleeveless would be awfully adjacent to Jennifer Grey’s “no body puts Baby in a corner” dress, no?

  16. Trace
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    Is Kiefer trying to channel Rhys Ifans or something? Plus, its awfully hot for a scarf, even if he does look good.

  17. fritanga
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    Zooey’s dress looks like something her mom ran up on the Singer so she could look “fancy” at this event. More importantly: I think she’s had some work done over the summer and this makes me sad. Her face definitely looks as if it’s trying to “settle down.” Sad.

    Criss (whenever I type this I think of Liz Lemon’s Criss) needs to stop trying to make highwater pants “a thing.” They look ridiculous AND make him look stumpy.

    And Kiefer couldn’t have left his shoes outside the hotel door last night? They are so scuffed they sort of deep-six his otherwise soothing outfit.

    • Annie E
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      Can we please stop speculating about whether Zooey has had work done? Maybe she’s just been crying all day because people won’t shut up about her, and now her face is puffy.

  18. Jo
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    I still like Bones!

  19. drPhilG
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    For Criss’ sake…I think that the terrible hem job reveals that he’s not wearing socks! Really?!

  20. Leah
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    OMG the sheer shirt thing is taking over. I just saw a woman in the lobby of my building with one. AT WORK!!!! It was mint green and she had on…like… a sports bra underneath.

  21. Julie M
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    I do love Keifer but why is he doing the starlet-crossed-leg-God-I-need-to-pee pose?

  22. Sajorina
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    I like Tamara, Zooey, Hannah, Chris & Kiefer’s looks! Everyone else’s = FUG!!!

  23. Gina
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    2 things:
    Hannah’s dress makes it look like her ladyparts are shooting off fireworks. Unfortunate. Also, one hand in the pants pocket, a little sexy. One hand in each pants pocket draws attention to whatever package you may have there. Sorry to be so crotch-ety.

  24. Claire L1
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    Lea Michelle’s shoes makes me think of the waste of time it was for my Mom to teach me to fold hospital corners…because once Jon Tesh made a comment about how unmade beds are more hygienic due to airing out…..Well, there ya go.

    Love Colfer, couldn’t fug him even if he deserved it…I knew him when he was a little guy…he’s a sweetie.

    The material of Zooey’s dress is too heavy for the cut. It’s pretty…just wrong style of dress for that fabric.

  25. yeahandalso
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    Wither Boreanaz?

  26. memily
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    Sorry, I don’t really understand what is SO UNFLATTERING about Amber Riley’s choice of outfit.

  27. Mahastee
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    Tamara Taylor always looks SOOOO chic on Bones. Every week I drool over her beautiful dresses, even though I find it completely implausible that anybody who works in a lab with oozing dead bodies would ever wear such gorgeous things.

    What I’m trying to say is that Cam Saroyan is a tough sartorial act to follow, and the sheer blouse with puffy sleeves doesn’t even come close.

    Sadly, I think Bones has come to the natural end of its run and it is time for it to go with dignity. It was fun while it lasted though.

  28. Janiekettles
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    Lea’s shoes look, from the front, like ballet shoes – proper ones, with the pointe blocks. So, yes, unless she’s planning to jete on in there, I’d say they’re a tad ‘off’.
    Chris Colfer is becoming very handsome – well done, America, future naional treasure, right there.One of him vs. about a gazillion Beibers any day of the week.

    • SharonCville
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      I was thinking the same thing about Lea’s shoes: Toe shoes for a ballerina. Not a good look under any other circumstances.

  29. Melanie Woodall
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    The sight of Keifer is very soothing. But, I agree with the above comment. He needs new shoes.

  30. Corriner
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    Kevin McHale is gunning for a VERY high seed in Fug Madness 2013…

  31. Evalyn
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    My theory is that Keifer had to stop and feed the chickens on his way to this affair, and forgot to change his shoes. That’s the only excuse for showing up in your barn shoes. Otherwise – as always, and stretching back to include his dad, – *sigh*.

  32. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Enough with talk of aprons. Kevin looks so cute.

  33. Aria
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    Wow, except for Chris Colver and maybe Zooey, very badly dressed people. And while this is not a clothing comment, I have to say I miss Tamara Tayor’s long hair ponytail and side swept bangs. She could rock a pony and I coveted those bangs. Not loving the short bob/short bangs as much.

    I don’t love Anna Camp’s outfit, but love her! She is from my home state of SC! (oh, and in addition to Good Wife, she had a small part in the movie “The Help”)

  34. Aoife
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    I glanced at the first photo and thought it was Cher… that is not good

  35. Lily1214
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    Ummm . . . no.