Somewhere, a barbershop quarter is bemoaning the loss of its tenor.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Is he rehearsing for his role on Pee Wee Herman’s Jesus Christ Superstar?
I would make a Colonel Sanders joke, but, really, what has he done to deserve a comparison to Ashton Kutcher?
When did he become an extra in Grandpa’s Traveling Medicinal Magic Elixer tour?/
I was hoping this new gig would force him to change his Jesus aesthetic. Alas.
He must stop putting his hair behind his ears immediately.
Eh, it’s costumey, but I’ll give it to him, if for no other reason than I’d rather men err on the side of “dapper” as opposed to “slovenly.”
Bearded men of America, if you must go for the facial hair, for the love of gawd please start shaving your necks….
Don’t you mean a barbershop ‘quartet’?
Dude, what were you thinking? Never mind the suit, the HAIR! THE FACIAL HAIR! I, for one, am disgusted.
Jesus accepted a lot of things. Hanging out with hookers, burnouts, thieves. Talking about the number of rooms in his Father’s house. Letting some chick wash his feet with her hair.
But I think even Jesus would have drawn the line at playing backup tenor washboard with the Downhome Throwbacks on Late Night With Douchecologne.
He looks cute.
Anyone ever seen “Manos, the Hands of Fate”? He is channeling Torgo (especially when AshKutch wears that hat), and that is NEVER a good look.
I have a fond spot in my cougar heart for him.
Or the Smothers Brothers are missing their third man.
OK, now listen, I know it’s someones idea of a “style”, but that jacket is TOO DAMN SHORT FOR HIM! He looks like he borrowed his shorter younger brothers jacket… (actually one of the girls in my office says he looks like a paedophile…yeach!)
Hey, guys. Bowties are cool. Just ask the Doctor.
Is this Ashton? I love him in the Nikon commercials but this is maybe not his best look. Too old.