Lilo here has been hanging out with Kanye — well, she went to Kanye’s fashion show (excuse me, KANYE’S FASHION SHOW) in Paris, which means at the very least that she has been TRYING to hang out with Kanye. While I fear that any Lohan-West union will end in CAPSLOCK and tears (TEARS), wouldn’t it be awesome if Kanye turned out to be Lindsay’s Get-A-Grip friend and savior?
I feel like the first thing he would do would be sit her down and introduce her to his friend, Downy Wrinkle Release (WRINKLE RELEASE).
And then I think he’d ask the question that’s on all of our minds:
Namely, “UH, DID YOU DO SOMETHING NEW TO YOUR FACE?”