Big congrats to the lucky winners of Aaron Hartzler’s great new book Rapture Practice! Behold:

THE TASK:  Help. Please explain what Lilo is actually wearing here. But do it in a haiku.

THE WINNERS:

C Eller:
Misheard my advice
“Get thee to a tannery”
Was not the intent

Slogr:
The answer is clear:
Dominatrix, Nevernude
LiLo papped at work.

foo:
Charlie Sheen’s new couch
Met a worse fate than the dress
After the clubbing

B Marie:
Years of hard living
Bring about leather-like skin
Here, literally

Kate:
A tragedy strikes!
Lindsay finds snakes on a plane,
Legs chomped foot to thigh

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