Well, what do YOU wear bowling?!

THE SITUATION:  No, seriously. Kim Kardashian is seriously wearing this bowling. All I know is, I hope she has socks in her bag.

THE TASK: Given our awesome prize this week — more on that below — and the fact that Kim Kardashian a) clearly believes herself to be the star of a Great Romance, given the Dramatic Trappings of her insanely over-the-top wedding and b) she’s wearing pants a pirate would feel comfortable sporting whilst out trolling for wenches, paired with a shirt that appears to involve crinoline, please provide us with the title of the romance novel she is probably currently writing about herself. You KNOW this book is coming, you guys. Don’t be in denial.

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.

THE PRIZE: This is a good one! Sarah Wendell, of Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (one of our favorite sites) has penned Everything I Know About Love, I Learned From Romance Novels. Amazon says, “Take a dashing hero with a heart of gold and a mullet of awesome. Add a heroine with a bustle and the will to kick major butt. Then include enough contrivances to keep them fighting while getting them alone and possibly without key pieces of clothing, and what do you have? A romance novel…Straight from the heart of influential romance blogger Sarah Wendell, this inventive gift book provides the best wisdom about love that the romance genre has to offer.” Having read it, I can tell you that the book is totally cheeky and charming and I think you will like it, especially if you’re a fan of Ye Olde Bodice Ripper (who isn’t?).  Five of you (five!) with the best entries will win a copy! So get to work.