A big thanks to everyone who entered to win an autographed copy of J Courtney Sullivan’s great new book The Engagments! Behold your winners!

I THINK her tee-shirt reads, “I am a primadonna. And you?” Personally, I like to think of myself as a pre-Madonna. (I don’t even know what that means, you guys. I’m sorry.)

THE TASK:  Rewrite the slogan on her tee shirt to explain what’s happening here, please.



I Don’t Carrot All!


I went to the workshop “How To Photobomb Yourself Like a Pro” and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.


When the revolution comes, you’ll know what all the carrots were for