Fines and Fehs: Jennifier Aniston’s Yoga Instructor’s Book Party


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First of all, the title of this event is seriously something Heather and I would have put into Spoiled as a joke, and not only because we have never forgotten the time Aniston said that she used to do yoga and cry during the Brad Pitt Breakup, just because the image of a woman sobbing through three hour long private yoga lessons on her stretch of beach in Malibu is memorable. Second: Remember when I said that if Aniston isn’t pregnant, she’s totally fine with people speculating that she is? I stand by that.

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  1. Scully
    +2

    Y U NO GIVE US PICTURES?

  2. Sandra
    +17

    Beckinsale looks great from the ankles up. The shoes, though, yuck.

  3. michelle
    +1

    “When you’re right, you’re right..and you, you’re always right!”
    A line from some movie that I can’t remember the name of because I’m over 40…

  4. Tracy
    +10

    FYI, her yoga instructor had a rap battle in the middle of a suburban street in Teen Witch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E

    • Helen
      +1

      I loved that scene!

      • Jessica
        +6

        OMG THAT’S HER??! Wow. Top That.

        • Agent Sculder
          +4

          To quote one Elaine Benes, “GET OUT!” My mind has been blown. I had no idea she became a yoga instructor. I almost want to buy her book now to see if she ever mentions Teen Witch and her rap battle for the ages in it.

    • Tiffany
      0

      LOL!!! Wow, that was surreal seeing that again! Thanks for posting! I remember as a kid I kind of hated that part so much I loved it.

      • Helen
        0

        I don’t like rap, and liked it even less then, so for a couple of seconds I almost hated it, then Amanda Ingber won me over totally and I started dancing. It was impossible not to love Polly’s sweet little triumph!

    • Dana
      +1

      SO GLAD that someone posted that because I ran right here to post the same thing.

      • LT1
        +3

        Wow! I had no idea. And if ever there was proof positive we need a Fug the Fromage for this movie, that fact and that video are it.

    • meggiemoo
      +1

      She so owned those guys in that rap battle.

    • TonyG
      0

      Someone needs to apologize to white men for the horribleness of the male “rapper” in that video. Surely, surely, they could have found someone else. I’ve never seen the movie so that was soooo funny. She though was pretty damned good.

  5. meggiemoo
    +17

    Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous!

  6. anna s.
    +18

    If I’m the yoga instructor who wrote the book, I’m thinking, “Jen, if you aren’t pregnant you’d better have a DAMN GOOD excuse!” Because that… getup (I’m not going to call it a dress) is doing no favors to the book she’s ostensibly there to promote.

    • Helen
      +5

      Or to her bosom.

    • Beth
      +8

      RIGHT?! Kate B. is a posterchild for “This is what yoga could do for you.” Jen’s dress is so disappointing.

      • Esme
        0

        Also, hideous and wildly age-inappropriate. She must be the most deluded celebrity on the planet.

    • Morris
      +6

      You don’t need to wear something that baggy unless you’re 5 months along, I wasn’t showing till well past 20 wks. So it seems a little ‘I want people to think I’m preggers’… Unless she is waiting till 5 months to break the news?! Tres possible. I’m just hanging out for her wedding, I hear the dress is Valentino…

  7. Frances
    +3

    Was “must wear all black” on the invitation? Not all that celebratory, huh?

    • MKKS
      +3

      Right? That was my thought. Isn’t it … spring? But maybe they got a note that the background was HOT PINK and decided not to fight with it.

      And maybe those shoes explain Cox’s peakedness? She sort of looks funerial.

  8. sharmania
    +10

    She bores the crap out of me.

  9.  Kat
    +22

    What’s the nicest way I can put this? …I wish Courtney Cox’s face still looked like Courtney Cox’s face.

    • Nanny
      +6

      I couldn’t agree more! She was stunning, she was aging just fine, stop messing with your face!!!

    • Kris
      +2

      For real. My husband saw her for the first time in a long time on some show we were watching – we don’t watch the one she’s on – and he was like, OH MY LORD, WHAT HAS SHE DONE?

      • Jessica
        +12

        She was on Goon w. Matthew Perry this season and it was VERY DISTRACTING for Normal But Older Chandler to be talking to Older And Changed Around Monica.

        • Daffodil
          +4

          And this is why it’s a dumb idea to name your show “Go On,” because it’s so easy for it to show up as “Goon.”

          • Jessica
            +1

            I just call it that because they made a joke about it on SNL this season and I found it entertaining.

      • Stefanie
        +13

        Yes. The Cougar Town ads on TBS scare my husband. He actually said “We bought too big of a TV” because of the closeups on her face.

  10. Erica Ro
    +6

    Courtney Cox’s shoes totally just got the Friend’s theme song in my head! So 90′s.

  11. Stefanie
    +7

    Courtney Cox is punishing herself for what she has done to her face. And I hate to be mean but she deserves the punishment.

    Im starting think Jen actually is pregnant. And if so, good for her. I love her and just want her to be happy.

    Kate looks great. LIKE ALWAYS! She’s gorgeous.

    • mary lou bethune
      0

      She and Courtney need to gain a least one pound. I love them but when one’s face looks stretched , a wee bit of weight might help.

  12. Helen
    +2

    Beckinsale herself looks better than ever, and I like the dress she’s wearing, but I’m not sure about the two together. To my eye, it’s altering her naturally flawless proportions; her shoulders look very narrow and her hips wider than usual, with that hip detail. Perspective problem from the camera angle maybe?

    Courteney Cox, I agree, just could not deal that morning. Considering which, she looks pretty good though. When I just can’t deal that morning, I wind up in flip-flops, baggy clamdiggers, and a T-shirt (what I’m wearing now). Okay, it’s a cute T-shirt, though. :-)

  13. Billie
    +2

    Considering it’s also rumored that she postponed her wedding because it was making her ‘cranky’, one could also assume that cranky = pregnancy hormones.

    And Kate looks amazing. WHAT is her secret potion??

  14. Steph
    +7

    I had something very similar to Courteney Cox’s shoes… in 1996 when we all wanted to be the Spice Girls. In 2013, that is NOT a compliment.

  15. MegaeraThe3rdFury
    +1

    You could not be righter my darling.

  16. Bree
    +1

    My first thought was “Why is Aniston wearing a nightie?” That being said, she looks good in the nightie-esque outfit.

  17. deee
    +5

    The surgery or injectable that causes that horrible joker mouth needs to be outlawed.

    • Helen
      +5

      I think it’s the cheek fillers pulling her face, because the lips really aren’t overdone.

      Fillers DO wear off. Let’s hope Courteney allows that to happen…

  18. JENNY
    0

    The title of this post is hilarious!

  19. mauxxo
    +4

    WTF is Aniston wearing? Pregnant or not the dress sucks.

  20. Jennifer
    +6

    What’s with all the pointy shoes people are wearing lately? Is the Wicked Witch back in town? Blech.

  21. Monkey
    +2

    Yogalosophy has nothing on yogalates.

  22. Bunny Hop
    +4

    This should not have surprised me, but Jennifer’s dress is a Stella McCartney. Why do these pretty ladies keep buying her fugly clothes?!

  23. Sarah Oehmler
    +1

    I like Anistons dress! And IMO pointy shoes never went out of style. Love!

  24. Linda
    +3

    I know Jennifer is of Greek descent, and therefore tans easily, so why is she spray tanning her body that heinous orange color? She’s seriously getting into Real Housewives territory.

    Re: Courtney Cox’s botched botox/fillers/whatevs – how do the other actors in Cougartown get thru a scene where they have to look at her for more than a couple minutes. It’s so distracting. I can barely watch the commercials.

    • Helen
      0

      I always wondered the same thing about working with Joan Rivers, and decided I think personality + time together likely helps you get over it when someone goes so far as to get that alien look. Reportedly Courteney is very nice and often quite funny, and really easy to work with. That probably helps.

  25. Franziska
    0

    I don’t care much for Jennifer’s dress. The top half isn’t fitting properly. Kate’s dress on the other hand… wow! Although her head looks huge! Courtney Cox… sigh. She started too early with the fillers and other stuff. She started to look wrong in the middle of season 7 when she looked like she was constantly smiling.

  26. Lily1214
    +1

    Jen may be pregnant, okay, but the dress is too young on her.

  27. Esme
    0

    UGH! How can those 2 even stand within 10 feet of the adorable and fabulously dressed Beckinsale? Aniston is truly insufferable and one of these days is going to have to face the fact that she’s way too old to wear stuff like that, not to mention continue to appear in similarly plotted rom-coms as the rather ancient “ingenue.” And while both of the former Friends have obviously spent a bundle on plastic surgery and fillers, for some reason, Cox got the short end of that stick–cut it out, Monica!