Well, we checked in with Kate Middleton, might as well see how her sad-faced sister-in-arms is faring over in Monaco. (Relieve her considerably less joyous-seeming nuptials here, if you like.) I just wish she’d wear a color. Act HAPPY, Char. Then they’ll never know you’re planning to escape from the palace via hot air balloon in the dead of night with the dreamy bodyguard you’ve seduced into helping facilitate your escape!