And so here comes Liberace's houseboy, whose name is Carlucci or something, but who will always be Agador Spartacus to me. He is even DRESSED like a ref, and later kind of acts like one, albeit the very bad kind who keeps trying to get players he doesn't like ejected from the game. This ref throws a lot of flags. He also favors very tight trousers and a saucy swagger, and looks at Matt Damon as disdainfully as if Matt had just announced a fondness for labia.
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