Evangeline Fuggy

It’s the oldest story in the book — I mean, really, who hasn’t thrown on the closest pair of shoes with their satin bathrobe while dashing outside to grab the paper, and then gotten locked out and decided to kill time until the locksmith arrives by wandering into Grand Slam XIV: The Sci-Fi Summit?

So I totally understand poor Evangeline’s plight here. She is brave. [Although perhaps the courageous smile will disappear from her face once the 50th person has asked her to autograph their copy of some crossover fanfic in which Kate meets up with Gina Torres from Firefly and ends up in a steamy tryst while Jean-Luc Picard watches from under the conference table.]