Um.  Words might be failing me:

Heather and I have a joke between us, about how we find it hilarious when movie reviews are edited down to their most flattering bits — like, say the original quote is, “Filmmaker Q. J. Random has created a lackluster, crappy movie,” and the miracle of ellipsis turns it into, “Filmmaker Q. J. Random has created…a movie” — and I just said to my laptop, “Brian Wilson has created AN OUTFIT.” Which is not to imply this is either lackluster OR crappy. In fact, it is SPECTACULAR. It’s like what an Olympic Bobsled Team would wear to the Oscars if they had to get there ON THEIR BOBSLEDS and as such, it is AWESOME.

Tags: athletes, ESPYs
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