By all accounts, I should love this dress. But I’m just not feeling it:
It’s pretty, it’s flattering, it’s shimmery, it’s ghknya552@$%36yewhsshrkjmzlfdo45eiyhpojnkjv.
Sorry, I just fell asleep on my keyboard. It’s not even that I think the dress itself is boring, it’s that I am bored BY it. I admit to not being the most tremendous fan of Kerry Washington’s in general. I like Scandal well enough, but I also spent a lot of time feeling like she’s having a hard time talking around her own teeth. Or something. She does this subtle but noteworthy thing with her mouth when she’s delivering her lines and I find it really distracting. AND NOW SO WILL YOU. You are so welcome.