Let’s not mince words: I call bullshit on this.

There is NO WAY anyone associated with this malevolent piece of sewing intended for it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY anyone associated with acquiring this inept cocktail intended for the consumption of it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY Analeigh put her feet into that glorified salon smock of a skirt and that window with arms, and said, “Nothing has ever felt so good,” right? Full marks for actually wearing the bra — is this whole thing in aid of a Playtex endorsement? — but I refuse to believe this seemingly very nice person, with a great bob and nice makeup, who was good on America’s Next Top Model and better in Crazy, Stupid, Love, is doing anything except prank-calling herself here. HANG UP THE PHONE.

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