Seriously, if I were kidnapped and my captors announced that they would free me if I could tell them the name of the newest movie in this series, I would perish in captivity. I just realized that it’s the eighth Fast/Furious movie, and that’s why it’s The F8 of the Furious, and maybe that will stick with me but WHO KNOWS. My brain has space for only a few things, but one of the things I’ve left room for is the thought that you might want to see some dudes in suits.
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