I’m already really over this dress. Sienna Miller just wore a flowered version; we also recently saw a slightly less aggressive version of this one, in white, on someone I can’t remember anymore because my brain is a sieve and needs to hang on to useful facts like what songs were playing during pivotal scenes of 90210, and everything Cate Blanchett wore in The Talented Mr Ripley. But while this look has already bored me to death from the front, the back is worse:
I mean…I guess it makes it easier for us to ID the designers of this thing? I just don’t get the need to return to this boxer-band aesthetic. Yes, the 90s are back. But aggressive jockey-shorts branding is something we could have left there.
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