Well, well, well. What have we here?
It seems the Widow Longoria is branching out…TO THE GREAT WHITE WAY.
Right? She is on her way to a performance of the All Singing, All Tap-Dancing, All Navy-Blue Bazooms Over Broadway, isn’t she? This is going to be epic!
What? She’s going to Letterman? Are you sure? Really? Okay. No, I believe you. I’m sure you know what you’re talking about.
Um. Nice legs? Sure. Let’s just stick with that.
[Photo: Splash]
