SO CLOSE.

But who in their right mind looks at Christina Hendricks and her boobs and her hair and thinks, “yeah, we need MORE STUFF HAPPENING above the waist on this one.” Chop off the bow, and the fluttery sleeve/scarf/whatever the hell that is, and I think we’re in business. She can handle the strapless, I think, if the dress has the right inner construction — or we could even do a halter number — but..I mean, COME ON. Who looked at this and thought, “oh, that is PERFECT?” FIRE THEM.