CMAs Feh and WTF Carpet


It looks like Natasha Bedingfield just happened to pop by the CMAs on the way home from the office:

I mean, don’t get me wrong: This outfit is completely acceptable and cute for a day at work (although the shirt is a bit sheer, perhaps). You could totally go into the office wearing this. But although, TECHNICALLY, attending this awards show is WORK-RELATED for Natasha, there’s no need to so right on the nose.

That being said, she did change for the performance. OH DID SHE CHANGE:

WHAT.

I mean, first of all, it doesn’t fit her. Second of all, she looks like she forgot to put on the bodice of her loofah. Third, I believe that skirt is what happens when the autumn leaf piles become sentient and rise up against us, so be on the alert.

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Comments (55):

  1. Jen from Cincy
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    That skirt looks like it was made from the skin of a snuffleupagus.

  2. Evalyn
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    It looks like she popped up throught the rug.

  3. MelissaW
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    haha, I tweeting during the performance she looked like a loofah or a bath towel (someone else said fuzzy bath mat).

  4. Bevvie Hedstrom
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    I LOVE those uber-thick turtleneck sweaters, but I never wear them because I do not have Kiera Knightley’s upper body. Do you get where I’m headed, Natasha?

  5. hfree
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    So basically she murdered Marjory the Trash Heap and made her into a skirt. Poor Marjory.

  6. TaraMisu
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    OMG hahaah! What the hell? That is awful.

  7. dannygurl
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    Her skirt looks just like my front yard did this morning: a leaf carpet!

  8. tlace
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    The skirt looks like the pelt of Fozzie Bear… hey, maybe she was using this as a venue to support the Muppets as Oscar hosts?

  9. yvetterene
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    Absolutely hideous! I could stare at this all day…

  10. hannah
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    Is this the Christian Siriano skirt that SJP wore in Marie Claire recently? You don’t forget a skirt like that!! (Even if you forget whose torso was sticking out of it)

  11. Jilly
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    It’s the Great All-Knowing Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock!

  12. TonyG
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    That second “outfit” is giving me an incurable case of the giggles at work. If I peek at the picture, I just can’t stop laughing. I have bookmarked this page for the next time I’ve got a case of the blahs.

  13. leahruthie
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    that second look is Siriano! i can’t be mad at it. also i want the first look to wear to my job (where i am required to wear skirts and pantyhose every day. sigh…) because it’s actually really cute, though obviously not appropriate for a nighttime awards show.

  14. giishu
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    I’m sorry, but the second skirt looks like it’s made of bathroom carpets. :/

  15. Chris
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    …it’s sad that, when I saw it was by Siriano, I went, “Oh, that explains a lot,” isn’t it?

  16. theotherjennifer
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    I seriously thought that was Kate Gosselin.

  17. Tina
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    What is Big Bird going to do without Mr. Snuffaluffagus?

  18. Phoebe
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    I did an out loud Joey Lawrence “whoa” when I saw the second dress. And not in the good way.

    Also, I hate her shoes in the first outfit.

  19. Liennae
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    I took one look at the brown dress and said out loud “That is the ugliest dress I have ever seen.” Which may not entirely be true, but were there some sort of fug-off contest in which we pitted ugly outfits against each other, it would probably go far.

  20. Francesca
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    Aaack! Attack of the fuzzy throw blankies!!

  21. Carolina Girl
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    That second outfit makes her look like Dede, the Indonesian fisherman who has the strange tree fungus-like things growing on his body. Apparently, there is no cure.

  22. anny
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    If this is where Christian ended up (not to mention the Payless ads) – Viktor dodged a bullet.

  23. Carol
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    The color of the second outfit just exacerbates the weirdness of it all … it’s creepy.

  24. Hel
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    No words for it. Just giggles.
    How many sheeps skins did she use and dye to make this?? Is it made from… country blankets?

  25. jill stefancin
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    Noooo!! RIP Fozzie Bear!!

  26. Rachel
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    She looks like a Muppet.

    • ChristopherD
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      No she does not. She looks like she KILLED and SKINNED a muppet.

  27. Veronica
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    I actually laughed when I saw the second outfit. Oh, celebrities.

    The first outfit would be better with black shoes. The nude shoes are just…off to me.

    • Emma
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      Agreed, the nude shoes weirdly make her legs look short and chunky, which is the opposite of what people are going for when they wear nude heels.

  28. NYCGirl
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    Snortgigglechuckle.

  29. Emma
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    How bizarre. Everybody seems to have had EXACTLY the same response to this outfit, which is: MUPPET. Not just a vague consensus, but an actual agreement on what SPECIES the dress represents.

  30. deee
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    I was watching the CMAs and the minute I saw NB hit the stage in this muppet travesty the first thing that popped into my head was “this dress is SO going to get fugged.”. Thanks for not disappointing.

  31. Chris
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    When Bathmats Attack!

  32. rb
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    that was hilarious. this is why i read you every day! mwa.

  33. kdub
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    I can’t find it but I could have sworn that Carrie Underwood wore a skirt like this for the Loretta Lynn tribute a year ago.

  34. vandalfan
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    Well, at least it’s not slit to her bits, or sheer, to expose Granny Panties. One must be grateful for small favors.

  35. gryt
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    I’m gonna file this under “I hope this was some kind of performance art” and pretend there are more steps in the performance that came after.

  36. TTBelle
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    Haha. “WHAT.” is exactly my reaction.

    • Kimberli
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      Exactly. I was thinking, “Yeah, that first outfit is totally cute. I would wear it to work.” And then the jump happened and I actually jumped. I’ve only been truly surprised by a few outfits on this site and, wow, was this one of those.

      Yikes.

  37. TTBelle
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    And these comments are hilarious.

  38. say what
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    She has the same ugly mouth that Sheryl Crow has. Are they sisters, because they look alike and they both suck/sing crap music. I kinda like that weird skirt though…but I have no style. I dress like a wizard or a sorceress so wtf do I know lol.

  39. ChristopherD
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    Has anyone in Hollywood ever read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”? Or heard the words of PT Barnum? Just asking…